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Conversations [ ] Wandering around [ ] They say that kids imitate characters in video games, but I have yet to become a "mustached plumber"[ 1]
I can't believe my mom won't let me have sugar, because this feels awesome!
I better make a friend soon, cause I'm running out of cash to buy stuff...
I wish I could just stay in bed and read today.
I wish I could see R-rated movies...
Thought my cover was blown there! That they figured out I'm actually an undercover cop, looking to bust teenage drinking parties rather than fight REAL crime. Greetings [ ] Hey, buddy.
How's it going, buddy?
Whaddya say, friend?
I was just thinking about you! Greeting Female Authority Figure [ ] Greeting Male Authority Figure [ ] Sucking up [ ] You're the best!
I'll never be as cool as you!
I wish I was you! Saying goodbye [ ] See you around, buddy!
Later, alligator!
Byeeee! Saying goodbye to the player [ ] I have tons of homework to do, I'll see ya later!
Look at the time! I gotta go.
I have to go. I only have few more chapters left of "Cavaliers and Clay"! Fighting-related quotes [ ] Watching a fight [ ] This is so exciting!
The winner gets to be my friend!
Yes you fools, fight amongst yourselves, make my rise to power all the easier! Starting a fight [ ] To last I will grapple with thee!
Get ready for 160 pounds of braaaawn!
*Shnikit* Let's go, bub.[ 2]
I'm going to fight you now, but it doesn't mean we still can't be friends! During a fight [ ] Is that all you got, bub?!
Can't believe I'm still standing!
Berserker Barraaaaaage! I learned this in a book! Fighting a clique member [ ] Nerds [ ] This is so much fun to be able to pick on someone! Preps [ ] I had no idea that preps were such wussies! Greasers [ ] This is just between you and I, don't go calling your greasy friends for help! Jocks [ ] Look at me, I'm beating a jock, this is so cool! Townies [ ] Wow, you guys aren't good at anything! Chasing [ ] I'll get you...!
Hey you, come back here! Chasing - out of breath [ ] *panting* I'm too young to be this out of breath...! Chasing - escaped from [ ] What're you, afraid of me or something?! Come back here!
What happened to the "tough guy" act and never backing down from a fight?! Groin hit/Hit in the balls [ ] Oomph..! Golly, that hurts...! Ohh... Spit on [ ] Hit with stink bomb [ ] Ugh, I think I'm going to throw up!
I think it's burning my nose hairs! Hit with rat [ ] I hate rats! Get it away! GET IT AWAY! Knocked out [ ] Ohh... somebody call my mom... she's my emergency contact...! Owwh...
Oww, if I only stop imitating things I've readed in a book, maybe I won't be in this mess...
Oh, but in books, fighting seem a loot cooler...!
We're gonna look back at this and laugh one day... heh heh... ohhhh... my rib...
From Hell's heart, I stab at thee...for hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee.... Assisting a fighting ally [ ] Leave my friend alone!
Let me give you a hand! Calling for help [ ] Avengers assemble! That means for you to come over and help.
I sure could use some friends right now! Hit by friendly fire [ ] That kinda hurt, could you stop that, please?
Stuff like this might be the reason people don't like you...
Hey! What's the big idea?! During food fight [ ] Nobody's getting out of here alive! Intimidation-related quotes [ ] Flustered [ ] Relax, I didn't mean anything by it!
Chill, there's no reason to get worked up!
You're not mad at me, right? Intimidated [ ] Leave me alone!
Why do you guys keep picking on me?
I thought we were friends! Being bullied [ ] This is a pretty crappy way to show your friendship!
Wow, that never stops hurting!
What, do you get off on this or something?!
Please, I'll do anything you want, just leave me alone! Being swirlied [ ] This feels so disgusting!
I hope that smell is from my pants!
Yup, that's what I thought it would taste like! Ugh... Taunting [ ] I hate you!
I think you suck!
Leave me alone, jerk!
You're not very nice! Jeering [ ] I can't believe you're worse than me!
You're awful.
Come back when you don't suck! Shoving [ ] Haha! Jerk!
You look like an idiot!
You're so pathetic I could pick on you! Taunt comebacks [ ] Keep it up and I'll break out the big guns!
I will hit you, you know!
You sir, are cruisin for a bruisin!
You know, I've been in a fight before, I'll fight again if you don't stop it! Ignoring insults/taunts [ ] I have better things to do.
Just leave me alone already!
Come on, really...
Eww, I'm so scared. Backing down [ ] I think you have the wrong idea here, I don't want any trouble!
You know what? You are right, I'm sorry.
This is getting out of hand, let's just stop this. Crying [ ] *Sobbing* I wish I could leave this place! *Sobbing* Vehicle-related quotes [ ] Crashing bike [ ] I sure hope no one saw that!
Maybe people would like me if I wasn't such a klutz! Stealing bike [ ] I'm going to take this! But please, don't hit me?
Look at me, I'm stealing a bike like a cool kid! Now you're the loser! Bike stolen from [ ] Oh brother!
Why me? I'm cool, I read books! Seeing trick [ ] That's so cool! Can we be friends? ...was that too needy?
Boy howdy, that was cool! Hit by vehicle [ ] It's fine! I wanted to rest for a bit anyway!
I know you just hit me with that thing, but we could...you know, still be friends if you wanted!
Okay, I'm beginning to think you don't like me... Other quotes [ ] Bumped into [ ] Friendly terms [ ] Pardon moi!
Sorry about that!
I should look where I'm going! Unfriendly terms [ ] Jerk!
Ow, loser!
Hey!
Leave me alone!
I have important business to attend to!
I have the right of way, jerk!
You're a tool! Seeing weapon fired [ ] That is so dangerous!
Maybe if I gave people those, they would be my friends! Exiting carnival [ ] Boy howdy, that was fun! The only way it could have been better was if I had a friend!
That's the most fun I've ever had on something that has failed a safety inspection! Reacting to carnival freakshow [ ] This place has lousy freaks! Wait, they can't hear me say that, can they? Reacting to vandalism [ ] Just leave it alone, will ya?!
Please leave it alone, I really like it! Reacting to tagging [ ] That is the lamest tag I've ever seen! Buying clothes [ ] Is this the boy's side or the girls? I can never tell in these places...
I'm going to look so cool with this! Tattling [ ] I feel it's my civic duty to inform you on who the culprit was!
I saw the whole thing! I can tell you who did it. Note(s) [ ]
↑ Mario from Super Mario series
↑ The sound he makes at the beginning imitates Wolverine's claw unsheating sound effect in the DC comics.
