Parker Ogilvie/Quotes

All Quotes

During missions and others

• You thought we liked you? Ha!
• You're a joke, Hopkins.
• Get him!
• We're going to find you!
• Throwing eggs is not funny.
• Over here!
• Going for a swim, Jimmy? In your clothes?
• More afraid of us than the water, huh, Hopkins?
• He's making you work? What a bastard!
• You're helping out on a murder trial?
• Poor bastard's gonna get the chair.
• I suppose. Me? I don't worry. His daddy made a big donation.
• You're not welcome here!
• You're not rich enough to be here!
• Get him out of here!
• Come on! Put him in his place!
• It's that miscreant, Hopkins. Take cover!
• Come on, Bif! Show him what we're all about!
• Don't mess with the preps, Hopkins!
• Hopkins, you're such a wimp!
• Hopkins, you're pathetic!
• I could do so much better, you know.
• I'll do a round against Hopkins after this fight, if there's anything left.
• Sure thing, Jimmy! A few rounds in good fun! Why not!?
• Just look at those two... finished already?
• You guys want to go somewhere after the fight?
• Oh look, it's Edna!
• Looks like... Dr Watts!
• Hello Dr Watts, hello Edna. Lovely day, isn't it?
• Do you wear it everywhere, sir?
• I'm surprised to see you in a restaurant like this... a chef of your repute.
• Come on. What did you do to my gnome? I'll make you pay for this!
• You are my only friend, Jeff! I wish we could sit here forever!
• What? What did you say?
• You did what with that tard Gord?
• I can't believe this.
• No. This can't be happening.
• No. I don't want to hear anymore.
• Shut up!
• Oh my god, that's disgusting!
• No! No no no no no! Be quiet!
• But we're best friends!
• Gord won't love you like I do.
• Shut up! Be quiet!
• I don't want to hear anymore!
• Can't you see my heart is breaking?
• Shut up! You've given me no other choice!
• I... I can't believe I did that. I'm so sorry, Gnomey.
• Get away from us, you psychopath!
• Gnomey, what happened to you?
• Oh no, no!
• Bit late for a constitutional walk around town. Isn't it, Gord?
• Ahh, I see. Wink-wink and all that!
• Well, crumpets before strumpets, I always say. Still, a man's got to do what a man's got to do!
• Yeeeaaahhh!
• You think that's funny?

ALLY About to Leave

• All good things must come to an end, Hopkins.
• It's been fun, but I have to go.

ALLY Help Me

• Hopkins, over here!
• Come on, Hopkins. Help me out!

Bike crash

• I should have daddy drive me.
• Why did I take the bike?

Bike trick successful

• Not bad!
• Impressive, I guess.

Bike trick failed

• I don't suppose you have health insurance?
• You don't look so cool now.

Taking a bike

• You won't be needing that!
• That's my bike!

Has bike stolen from

• Stop! Criminal!
• That's my bike!

Winning a fight

• This is so exciting!
• Come on! Yes!

When into him bump when friendly

• Excuse me.
• Sorry.
• Didn't see you there.

When into him bump when hostile

• What do you think you're doing?
• Please, get lost!
• Watch where you're going!
• Excuse me, but are you blind?
• Why are you bothering me?!
• Please respect my personal space, cretin!
• Please don't touch me!

When into him bump other clique

• (Dropout) Learn to respect your betters.
• (Greaser) Do not get your grease on me!
• (Nerd) Don't crowd your betters.

Getting hit with bike/car

• I'm gonna sue!
• I better not have torn my clothes!
• You should be arrested!

Saying Goodbye

• Well, I have to go.
• Nice chatting with you.
• Goodbye Hopkins. I can't keep them waiting, you know.

Saying about the carnival

• I don't know if I like that.
• I suppose that was mildly entertaining.

Calling friends for help

• Help! I'm being bothered!
• Lend me a hand. Over here!

When chasing someone

• Just wait till I get my hands on you!
• I'm gonna catch you!

When someone hide from him

• I bet you think you're awfully clever.
• Coward!

Out of breath

• Not so fast!
• This will not stand. Do you hear me?

Walking around talking to himself

• Why are girls so hard to understand? I mean, I have money.
• If she wants to be friends, it means I must have a chance.
• Tad and Gord will make fun to me if I keep liking her.
• I wonder, if I double the payment would my mark go up?
• Why does father always have to be so unreasonable? It's not like it was worth anything.
• I don't see what's wrong with buying friends. I mean, I have the money.

Complaining

• It's an outrage.
• Sucks.

When confused

• Uhmm... That doesn't make sense!

Marveling

• Allow me to congratulate you!
• Well done, indeed!

During a conversation

• Oh, that reminds me...
• Oh, one thing...
• Everyone hates someone. Should be a real fun party.
• Poor people are lazy and lack proper breeding.
• She told me it's normal to buy diamonds for a girl on the third date.
• If you wear cologne it makes it much easier to attract girls.
• Poor people can't even afford servants. Awful way to live.
• Girls prefer men with money and class, so I'll get one soon.
• Derby says not to mingle with the new kid as he's very low class.
• Bif completely dominated his opponent.
• Johnny Vincent's been stewing in a jealous rage over Lola.
• The nerds have built a secret hideout somewhere.
• Dr. Crabblesnitch is making Hopkins a Prefect, even though it's his first year.
• The greasers destroyed the club and stole all the trophies.
• Frankly, it doesn't surprise me at all.
• I wonder what Derby would think about that.
• My daddy would laugh if he heard that.
• I'd feel bad if it was me.
• Girls are just after money, you know. Especially the pretty ones.
• It's impossible to get a girlfriend around here.
• Daddy said he'd put my sister into his will too.
• We could never be friends. He just dresses too badly.
• Count the money in your trust fund. It always makes me feel better.
• At least you've got me as a friend, right?
• There has to be a way money can solve that problem.
• I guess me not having a girlfriend isn't bad compared to that.
• And they said my Aquaberry was a fake! Oh, I was so offended.
• Poor people are so obnoxious. Especially those greasers.
• I paid twenty-five dollars to have someone write my essay, and I only got a B!
• I was so stupid. I gave a whole dollar to a beggar.
• I have to go. See you.
• Oh no, I'm late. Bye.
• I'm afraid I have to leave.
• I told him I'd be his friend as long as no one saw us together in public...
• I'm pretty sure she has a big crush on me!
• Derby says I'm cool, so it must be true!
• I've always believed you should judge a man on his secretary!
• That's admirable, I must say!
• Very good! We all agree!
• I'm sure Derby would agree!
• Have you tried to convince a girl to go out with you without buying her expensive things?
• Ever been to New York? That's where everyone who matters goes, you know?
• Did you ever spar with Bif? He's quite good.
• Did you ever pretend not to care to make a girl like you?
• I don't know. That sounds quite tedious, if I'm honest.
• No, I haven't, but I really wish I did.
• Not yet, but Derby has.
• Well yes, of course. I think everyone should.

Losing in Dodgeball

• Alright, I concede.
• I can't deny it. You won.
• I'm sorry, I should have tried harder.
• We'll get them next time.
• I hate to admit it, but they were pretty good.
• Now I have to go to practice.

Grossed-out

• That's revolting!

Hit by friendly fire

• Please stop hitting me!
• Did I do something to offend you?
• Why are you hitting me?

While fighting

• You're gonna regret this!
• Just run away!
• You shouldn't be making trouble!
• Get out of here!

Losing a fight

• I hope no one saw that...
• That wasn't fun at all...
• Why did I get beaten again?
• You're gonna pay for this...
• I hope no girls saw this...
• I think I wanna go home...

Starting fight with other Clique

• (Dropout) Get a job, you bum!
• (Greaser) You'll get a beating, swine!
• (Jock) Seems a pity that we have to fight!
• (Nerd) Dumb nerd!
• (Prep) I'm afraid that you aren't the half prep!

Starting fight

• I'm sorry it had to come to this!
• I'm gonna feel bad about this tomorrow!
• You've really been asking for it!
• I'm afraid I have to beat you now!

Kicked in the groin

• AH! Owwwwwwwwwwwwww..........

Spat on

• Did you just spit on me!?

Watching a fight

• Look it that ridiculous fighting!
• You look pathetic!
• Why don't you guys break it up?

Hit by a projectile attacks or sneak attack

• What on earth?
• What was that?

When the fire alarm goes off

• I'm sure it's another fake.

Flustered

• I never said any of those things.
• I was kidding when I said those things.
• I tried to tell the others you were alright.

Starting food fight

• Food fight!

Talking about freaks

• Poor freaks! Imagine what it'd be like to be them.

Receiving a gift

• That will do!
• Very well then.

Demanding money

• I'm... collecting for the Harrington House fund!
• Pay or suffer. Your choice.
• Time to pay the friendship fee!

Demanding money for protection

• Something for something, Hopkins.
• You know how it is, Hopkins. You gotta give me something.

When getting money from his victim

• Your support is very much appreciated, ha ha.
• I see you know what's good for you.
• That wasn't so bad, now was it?

Giving a gift

• Take this.

Greetings

• Hello there!
• How are you!?
• Oh, hi there!

Greeting authority

• Hello, ma'am.
• Hello, sir!

Complimenting clothes

• You're always so fashionable!
• Did you get your haircut? It looks good!
• Stylish hat, Jimmy!
• Fabulous pants, Hopkins!
• Where'd you get those shoes!? They look like real quality!
• I have to get a shirt like that!

Flirt

• Hi!-uh-um... Yeah.

Grooming

• I'll get a date...I know I will.
• It's not too crooked, is it?

Requesting an errand

• It's nothing big. It's quite simple, really!
• Well... it's a little hard to explain, you see, but I'd be really grateful!
• Um, Hopkins, I really could use your assistance.
• Hopkins, do you think you might help me out with something?

Being indignant

• I'm sorry, but that's unacceptable!
• Why are you bothering me, cretin?
• I hope you don't mean that!

While greeting of Jim with fearing

• Hi Jimmy! Please stay calm!

Jeering

• Booooolll! Hist!
• Get outta here!
• You're ridiculous!

Laughing

• just laughing* (bad)
• just laughing* (good)

Payback

• It's time for revenge!

Puke Up

• just belching*

Hit by thrown dead rat

• Was that a....rat?

While greeting someone in bad terms

• I'm afraid I can't be seen talking to the likes of you!
• Don't presume to talk to me Hopkins!
• I want nothing to do with you!

While greeting someone in good terms

• Oh, Hopkins! How are you?
• Hi Jimmy! What are you doing later?
• Hi Jimmy! I just wanted to tell you, you're really cool!

Scared

• Come on. I don't wanna fight you!
• Please... I'm not feeling very well right now!
• Please don't hurt me. It'll upset my mom!

Aiding a fight

• Don't bother my friend!
• Leave my friend alone, you dog!

Perceiving a thing as cool

• Impressive!
• That's very nice, isn't it!?

Perceiving a thing as crap

• How awfully common!
• How tedious!

While seen vandalism

• Stop! You vandal!
• You have some serious anger issues!

Weapon Fired (civilian)

• That's dangerous!
• That can not be legal!

Hit with a stink bomb

• That smells horrible!
• What *coughs* is that?! *coughs*

Clothes browsing

• Doesn't Derby have one of these?
• I don't know. Looks a little cheap.

Talking to Jimmy

• All those rumors about you! I don't believe any of them!
• I always tell everyone how cool you are!
• My daddy can get you a job!

Tag Dislike

• That's illegal you know!

Reporting a prefect

• If my father hears about this he'll be outraged!
• Would you please do something about this horrible child?

Taunting

• Social misfit!
• You maladjusted reject!
• You have no class!
• Everybody hates you!
• You wear girls clothes!
• You're a joke!
• My dad's gonna fire your dad!

Comebacks after being taunted

• I have to warn you, I'm a boxer!
• I may just have to beat you!
• Do you want me to beat you in front of everybody?
• Don't make me do this!

Ignoring a fight

• Come on. There's no need to get angry.
• Relax, I'm sure we can work something out!
• I see your point, I really do.

Pushing someone

• (shoving) Come on, cry! You know you want to!
• (shoving) They're right! You really are a loser!
• (shoving) You're pathetic, you know that?!
• (shoving) You're bringing it on yourself!

Insulting #2

• (taunting the new kid) You look like a moron, new kid!
• (kicking out someone) You don't belong here! GET OUT!
• (insulting the clothes) Please! Couldn't you try to dress a little better?
• (insulting the hair) Get a haircut, you bum!
• (insulting the pants) Did you get your pants from a dumpster?
• (insulting the footwear) Your shoes are ridiculous!
• (insulting the tattoo) Tattoos are so... so working class!
• (When Jimmy is hit by an egg) Would you like some eggs Hopkins? Hahahaha! >:)
• (Taunting Jimmy after he's expelled) It's all your fault Hopkins! >:)
• (Another insulting the clothes) You're nothing but a poser, Hopkins! >:(

When crying

• is just crying*

Not Intimidated

• Still richer than you! >:)
• I understand you're angry, broken home and all that!
• Is it really worth the bother?!
• Can you go bother someone else!?

When Responding Not Intimidated

• Coming from a broken home is no excuse to be an ass!
• Are you angry because your mother hates you?!
• Don't act tough just because you have no friends!
• Don't try to pick on me, Hopkins!
• Why should I be afraid of you, cretin?!
• You're outclassed, Hopkins!

Getting bullied

• You're so cruel!
• WHY'D YOU PICK ON ME?!
• You're just... HORRIBLE!

Saying this way

• This way! It's this way!
• Come along now! This way!

When thanking Jim

• Thank you, Hopkins!

After getting swirlie

• Please don't tell anyone you did this!
• I feel awful...

Getting swirlie

• CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT IT?!
• Pleeease, don't do this!
• Please don't, I-I might catch something!

Winning in Dodgeball

• You know I'm better than you!
• Why are you even trying?
• Stop pretending you have a chance!

Insulting in bicycle race

• Save yourselves the humiliation! Go home!
• We'll try to take it easy on you guys.
• Don't feel bad when we beat you!

Bad Hat Taunts

• What's that thing on your head?

When thanking someone

• Thank you kindly!

Winning a fight #2

• I told you I'd win!
• Better luck next time!
• Victory is mine!

Physically bullied

• Did I ever do anything to you?
• You'll regret this one day!

When winning Dodgeball with his team

• Of course we won!
• Haha! We won!
• We won my friends! I told you!

Physically bullying of someone

• You know you deserve it!
• You're such an easy victim, it really is your own fault.
• This is so very amusing!
• Hahaha! I can't wait to tell everyone about this!

Saying wrong way

• Where are you going?
• Didn't you pay attention, Hopkins? That's the wrong way!

Whining

• It's really unfortunate!

Unknown

• What is going on?

When TV Turned Off

• That was rather rude.