Max MacTavish/Quotes

All quotes

Bumped Into

Friendly Terms

• Hey, careful!
• Oh, sorry. I was watching for trouble
• I meant you no harm.

Unfriendly Terms

• Assaulting a prefect, huh? Bad move.
• Watch it, toilet-smear!
• Don’t ever touch a prefect again!
• Want a closer look at my fists?
• Maybe you need corrective action, huh?
• Looking to butt heads with the bull?
• If you want trouble, you found it.
• My fists will adjust your attitude!

Hit by Vehicle

• Hey! Let’s see some ID!
• Yield before a pedestrian!
• You just hit a prefect!

Busting Student

• I always, ‘’always’’ get my man!
• Jock-stain, you will respect the Bullworth order.
• Did I make myself clear?
• The face of law and order. Do not forget it!
• The law always wins!
• That is what you get, punk!

Out of Breath

• Phew! Why…do they always…have to run?

Talking to Self/Conversing with Jimmy

• I need more growth hormones.
• I wonder, did the army receive my application?
• I hope the police got my application.
• I wish someone would cause some trouble.
• I just don’t understand the minds of troublemakers.

Complaining

• It is a stain on the pride of Bullworth Academy!
• It's an affront to Bullworth and every right thinking student!

When Confused

• What’s going on? I demand an explanation!
• Someone had better tell me what’s what!

Marveling

• You've done good.
• Bullworth thanks you.

Grossed-out

• Disgusting!

Hit by friendly fire

• Enough with the random violence!
• Don't tempt me, Jimmy!
• Don't distract me.

When fighting someone

• You're a threat to Bullworth Law and Order!
• You need a little prefect correction!
• Corporal punishment works, you'll see.
• Spare the rod, spoil the student!

Knocked Out

• *groans* Call in the medical unit!
• Ouch! I've sustained heavy casualties...
• *grunts* I think I broke something…
• Someone get a license on that truck...
• But the law always wins…
• You should become a prefect!

Chase: Attacked

• I’ll teach you to think bad thoughts!
• Time for a little on-the-job training!
• My fists want a word with you!

Hit in Groin

• Augh! I needed those!

Spat on

• You should not have done that.

Laughing

• "ROTFL laughing" Moron!
• "LOL laughing" How funny!

Payback

• That scofflaw deserves every abuse of authority I can think up!

Puke/Throw Up

• "Thrown up noise"

Getting seen by a rat

• Rat throwing is forbidden!

Truancy / class about to start / student outside of class

• Get to your designated class!
• Truancy is inexcusable!
• You are violating your academic contract!
• You truants disgust me.
• Truancy is disruptive to the Bullworth order!
• Park your glutes at a desk ASAP!
• Class is about to start! Go, now!
• Miss the bell, and I’ll make your life hell!

Taunting/Greeted/camera pointed at

• You’re just not prefect material, punk!
• When I say “jump”, you better say “how high?”
• My fist would love a face to face with you.
• Nervous? Trembling? Good.
• Feeling guilty? You look guilty.
• Looking for trouble, weakling?

Jeering/apologized to

• Scuzz bucket!
• Save it for someone who cares.
• You’ll have to try harder than that.
• Useless sissy!
• Good-for-nothing bum!
• Move it along, punk. Before I get upset.

Dress Code

• I should write you up for that shirt!
• I should write you up for dressing like that!
• I should write you up for those pants!

Stink Bomb

• *cough* Unfair use of weaponry… *cough*
• Ugh…disgusting, but…effective.

Authority Alert / Report

• Fear not, a prefect is on the case.
• That’s not going down on my watch.
• You told me all that I need to know.
• This rule breaker must be stopped!

Chase: Generic

• Stop that right now!
• I always get my man!
• I’ve got you in my sights!
• You’ll be prosecuted to the Max!
• Bullworth Prefect! Halt immediately!
• I am going to nip your crime spree in the bud!
• I'm halting your crime wave before at peace!

Comebacks after being taunted/Being impudence

• You’re messing with the wrong Prefect, girly boy!
• My fists want to join this conversation!
• Another word, and I play drums solo on your skull!
• I’m giving you five seconds to shut your cake-hole!

Chase: Vandalism

• You are defacing academy property!
• Bullworth will not tolerate vandalism!

Chase: Tagging

• First, tagging. Next, organized crime.

Chase: Weapon Fired

• Drop that weapon immediately!
• That looks suspiciously like a weapon!
• Hey! That’s attempted murder!
• Hey! That’s aggravated assault!
• Hey! That’s use of deadly force!
• All weapons are banned at Bullworth!
• Children should not have weapons!
• Is that a weapon in your hand?!

Seeing Jimmy in Trespassing

• Let’s see some documentation, trespasser!
• Don’t move another step, trespasser!
• You will be beaten for being here!
• You are not in your designated area!

During Chase / Low Trouble

• I won’t stop until you are apprehended! (chase only)
• Stop in the name of Bullworth Academy! (chase only)
• You will not escape the long arm of the law! (chase only)
• I’m going to nip your crime spree in the bud!
• There will be consequences for that!
• I’m halting your crime wave before it peaks!
• Don’t do that!
• Stop that immediately!

Trespassing / After Curfew

• I won’t quit until you are caught!
• You’re making this worse for yourself!
• You’re just escalating the situation, punk!

Jimmy Hiding From

• I’ll beat you some other time, Hopkins!
• I’m letting you off with a warning this time!

Trespassing / After Curfew

• You can hide, but you can’t run, puss bucket!
• I just had you in my sights!
• You’re still here! I san smell your fear.

Patrolling: Suspicious

• I ‘’swear’’ I saw something!
• Who’s there? Come forth immediately!
• Something’s ‘’very’’ suspicious here.
• I have got a gut feeling about this.

Patrolling: Caught Student

• You! What is the meaning of this?
• Show me some documentation!
• This is a restricted area, smear-wipe!