Dan Wilson/Quotes

Mission dialogue

The Candidate

• Get on with it, Specky!
• Who's that idiot on stage?
• BOOOOOOOOO.
• That's right Ernie go home to your MAMA!

Halloween (unused)

• Hey, what's with the crap fireworks?

Carnival Date (unused)

• What's she doing with that puny dork?!
• See ya later, wimp!
• Let's see if you can beat my 95!
• Forget about him baby, come with ME!
• Why're you wasting your time with that wimp?
• HEY! You think you're tougher than US?!

Defender of the Castle (unused)

• Dirty little creeps! You're goin' DOWN!

Funhouse Fun (unused)

• WHOOOOOOAAH!
• HEEEELLLLPP!
• It's like the place is possessed for REAL or something!
• This is getting scary!
• WHAT THE...
• Hey guys! Wait for us!
• Why is this door locked?
• I can't get through!
• Where are you guys?
• Hey guys, where'd you go?
• Alright, you can do this...
• Okay I'm gonna do it!
• C'monn, you can do it!
• Whoooh... this is tough.
• This is like a scary movie or something.
• Alright, gotta get a plan. What's the plan?!

ALLY Quotes

Agree to assist

• Sure. I'll give you a hand for a bit.
• You know I love getting a chance to fight!
• I ain't helpin' you for free dude

About to leave

• Dude, I'm about DONE here.
• Oh man, I've had enough of this crap.

Help me

• Hey Jimmy! Gimme a hand over here, dude!
• Hey Jimmy! Help!

BIKE quotes

Bike crash

• Uhhh! Damn bike!
• Aww... that kinda hurt!

Bike stunt

• That trick sucks.
• Hey, you call that a trick?

Bike stunt failed

• Huhhuhhuhha! Do you want a beating as well?
• Stop showing off then!

Bike stealing

• I need this more than you do!
• Hey! You better gimme that bike! I play football for the school, you know.

Bike stolen from

• Hey, you can't steal my bike!
• What are you doing?!

Boisterous

• Yeah, yeah, yeah! Get some!
• I wish this was some nerd's head. Hahahaha.

BUMP quotes

Bumped (friendly)

• Hey. Sorry dude.
• Whoa! My fault, man.
• Watch it! ...oh, it's you. Sorry man.

Bumped (rude)

• Bump into me again and I'm gonna pound you!
• What do you think you're walking into, punk?!
• Why, I oughta smack you for that!
• Hey you little freak! Watch where you're god damn walking!
• Get out of my freaking way.

Bumped by a Dropout (Townie)

• Oh, you skanky dropout freak! Get out of my way!

Chatter

• Playing football defines my life!
• It's been almost three hours since I beat up a nerd! I think I'm getting withdrawal.
• I'm a jock, dude. I gotta waste the weak!
• This morning I picked my nose so hard, it bled this morning.
• I'm Darwinism in action.
• I don't know if I'll ever be good enough for the NFL.

GREET quotes

GREEAF

• Hey, dude! I mean, sir. heh.

GREEAM

• Heytherre! You're lookin' hot.

GREECL

• Hey buddy.
• Hi!
• Hey there dude.

GREEGW

• Hello there miss.

GREEPHCL

• Hey Jimmy! Awesome hat!

GREEPHL

• Jimmy! How's it goin'? Hey, great shoes buddy!

GREEPL

• Hey Jimmy! Cool threads!

GREEPSL

• Hey Jimmy, is that a new shirt? Cool, man!

Unsorted

Conversing

• Did you ever beat on Earnest?
• Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
• I totally destroyed a bunch of geeks this morning.
• We must have the worst headmaster in the world! He's such a jerk!
• Man, I wish my ears didn't stick out so much.
• I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted's back!
• Apparently, Derby and Bif are gay for each other!
• So, haha. . . Kirby admitted he has the hots for Eunice.
• Juri said that Mr. Galloway drinks like, a gallon of wine for breakfast!
• Man, I'm fed up with those Prefects! Who do they think they are, anyway?
• Vance told Casey that Lola is gonna appear in a girly mag next summer!
• No matter how many times I punch that little jerk, I just wasn't getting through to him!
• Why are we stuck in this crappy little school in this crappy little town? 
• Have you ever seen Mandy's ass?
• Have you ever pulled a wedgie so hard that you snapped their underpants?
• I'm gonna win a football scholarship as soon as I leave THIS dump!
• Beating on weaker kids just makes me feel good, you know?

Crying

• Why... why me?

If Jimmy bumps into him wearing Aquaberry sweater

• Hey man, go back to Harrington before you get totaled.

Insulting

• 'ey! You suck!
• Dumbass!
• What do you want?!
• Watch it, punk!
• Eat me!
• You gonna be a fly!
• You want me to beat on you?!
• (Taunting the new kid) Hey new meat! You're gonna love it here! *Laugh*
• (Taunting Jimmy after he's expelled) Hopkins, you don't think you're so damn clever now, do ya?

Flustered

• You don't want to get into a fight with me.
• We're friends though. Yeah?
• I've never done anything to upset you though. 

Shoving

• Get lost or I'll kick your ass!
• I oughta thump you too!
• Get the hell out of my way, loser!

Laughing

• (At other students or enemies) Ha ha ha ha! You're such a loser!
• (At friend) Damn that's funny! *Laugh*

Starting fight with

Dropouts

• Man, you really stink, you know that?

Greasers

• You're such a pathetic loser!

When attacking

• Now I'm gonna whoop your ass!
• You know what? I'm gonna smash your face in!
• Prepare to get smacked!

When fighting

• You couldn't hit a truck, you prick.
• Call that a hit? You're pathetic!
• How'd you like this, freak? How about this one?

When knocked out

• Ughh...my head...
• Ohhh...crap...*Cough**Cough*
• Don't let anybody see me like this...ugh...
• Uhh...I can...ugh...take it.
• This really hurts...uhhh...
• Ohhh...that hurts...

When chasing someone

• I'm gonna punch your face into the back of your head when I catch you!
• I can't wait to catch you, you little punk!

If Jimmy hides from him

• Hey, Goddammit, how am I supposed to kick you if you're not there?
• I'll get you next time!

When physically bullied

• I can't believe it! I play football!
• Aw, man, that doesn't happen to me anymore.

Kicked in Groin

• Ohhh... *Cough* *Cough* oh my nuts!

Other students' quotes about Dan

• Cornelius: Now that Thad's older brother Dan is a jock, he's too cool to hang out with us anymore.

During missions and others

• Who is that idiot on the stage?
• That’s right, Ernie, go home to your mama!
• Hey! What's with the cracked fireworks?
• See you later, wimp!
• Let's see if you could beat my 95.
• Forget about him, baby! Come with me!
• Why you waste your time with that wimp?
• Hey! You think you're tougher than us!?
• Dirty little creeps. You going down.
• Whoa!
• Help!
• This is getting scared!
• Whatta?
• Hey guys, weak for us!
• Why is this door locked?
• Where are you guys?
• Hey guys, where'd you go?
• Alright, you can do this!
• Okay, I'm gonna do it!
• Come on, you can do it!
• Ohh, this is tough!
• This is like a scary movie or something!
• Alright, gotta get a plan. What's the plan?
• Let's go talk to those girls off the roof.
• Haha! Nerds on the rampage!
• Hey Bull, dance!
• Nice dance. My school spirit has increased significantly.
• Hey! Don't touch the mascot!
• What are you doing to The Bull?
• Hey you! What do you think you're doing?
• Hey, remember when I used to kick your ass, mascot!
• Dance for me, Bull. Dance!
• Yeah boy. You sure you can dance!
• Hahaha! That stupid dance cracks me up.
• Alright, done! Let's go change!
• Hahaha! You suck! You worth the beating!
• You know who rules! Screw up and you get work!
• Incoming, captain!
• Look out!
• That's her real phone number, too.
• Man, Ted's gonna be so mad when he sees this!
• Who put these posters up? I'm not sure if I should thank 'em or beat 'em up!
• Jimmy you pyro scum, you gonna pay!

• (After Jimmy's expelled) You just can't do anything right, can you Hopkins?

When into him bump other clique

• (Dropout)
• (Greaser) Move out of my way, you freaking loser!
• (Nerd) If I wasn't busy, I'd totally waste you for that you little geek turd!
• (Prep) Oh, get back to Harrington before I total you!

Getting hit with bike/car

• Hey, what's all this? What are you trying to do to me?
• Hey, watch where you're driving, bonehead!
• Why don't you watch where you're going?!

Saying Goodbye

• Is that Earnest over there!? I gotta go bash him!
• So anyways. I gotta run for football practice.
• Hey man. I'm getting bored. See you later.

Saying about rides

• That kinda sucks!
• Oh man. That was lame!

Calling friends for help

• Hey! Gimme a hand with this one!
• Help me kick this guy's ass!

Chasing

• I can't wait to catch you, you little punk!
• I'm gonna punch your face into the back of your head when I catch you!

When someone hides from him

• Hey, Goddammit! How am I supposed to chase you out there?

Out of breath

• I'll get you next time! Dammit!

Wandering around

• Playing football defines my life!
• I don't really know why I beat the weaker kids. I just love it I guess...
• I'm a jock, dude. I gotta waste the weak!
• I'm Darwinism in action.
• This morning I picked my nose so hard, it bled this morning.

Complaining

• Dude, this, like, shouldn't be allowed, you know?
• Oh man, it's just so annoying!

When confused

• Whatta?

Marveling

• Yeah! Good going!
• That was awesome!

Conversing

• Uhh, what was I talked about before? Oh yeah, I remember!
• Anyways, check this out!
• I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted's back!
• Apparantly, Derby and Bif are gay for each other!
• So, haha... Kirby admitted he has the hots for Eunice.
• Juri said that Mr. Galloway drinks like, a gallon of wine for breakfast!
• Man, I'm fed up with those Prefects! Who do they think they are, anyway?
• Vance told Casey that Lola is gonna appear in a girly mag next summer!
• So that new kid Jimmy Hopkins thinks he's tough, does it?
• If I'll eat this last the food for one more day, I swear I'm gonna puke.
• You heard about Lola and Lefty? Johnny's can be real mad!
• We gotta totally kick ass in the big game!
• What is that Jimmy Hopkins thinks he is, anyways?
• Ha ha ha! Totally, man!
• Yeah. I heard that too.
• Someone else said that but it can't be true.
• No way.
• Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
• I don't know if I'll ever be good enough for the NFL.
• No matter how many times I punch that little jerk, I just wasn't getting through to him!
• Man, I wish my ears didn't stick out so much.
• I know it sucks, don't it?
• Yeah I will don't cry about it!
• You think I care!?
• Geez, those all Nerds really freaking bug me.
• This school really sucks.
• We must have the worst headmaster in the world! He's such a jerk!
• Why are we stuck in this crappy little school in this crappy little town? 
• See you around.
• Smell you later. Hahaha!
• Yeah, anyways. Bye dude!
• I totally destroyed a whole bunch of geeks this morning.
• I've recorded five tackles and two sacks in the last game!
• I'm gonna win a football scholarship as soon as I leave THIS dump!
• Beating on weaker kids just makes me feel good, you know?
• Yeah, you rule!
• Hahahhaha! That's awesome!
• That's so cool!
• Have you ever pulled a wedgie so hard that you snapped their underpants?
• Have you ever seen Mandy's ass?
• Did you ever piss on your own feet?
• Did you ever beat on Earnest?
• No way. Why I would do that?
• Yes, of course, I have.
• Yes. Hasn't everyone?
• Uhm... I don't know, I guess.

Losing Dodgeball

• God damn! I messed up!
• Uhh, freaking crap.
• Oh not.
• Holy crap. We've lost.
• Oh Christ. That was screw up.
• God Dammit.
• We playing against The Nerds?

Grossed-out

• Ugh, gross...

Hit by friendly fire

• Hey you prick. Don't hit me again.
• You're not supposed to hitting me!
• Get off me man. You're hitting the wrong guy!

Fighting

• How'd you like this, freak? How about this one?
• Call that a hit? You're pathetic!
• You couldn't hit a truck, you prick.

Losing a fight

• Ughh...my head...
• Ohhh...crap...*Cough**Cough*
• Don't let anybody see me like this...ugh...
• Uhh...I can...ugh...take it.
• This really hurts...uhhh...
• Ohhh...that hurts...

Starting fight with some Clique

• (Dropout) Man, you really stink you know that!?
• (Greaser) You're such a pathetic loser!
• (Nerd) I'm gonna beat you to the tears you little piece of crap!

Starting fight

• You know what? I'm gonna smash your face in!
• Now I'm gonna whoop your ass!
• Prepare to get smacked!

Kicked in the nuts

• • Ohhh... *Cough* *Cough* oh my nuts!