Calling for Help

  • Come on! Let's get this guy!
  • Hey guys! Over here!

 Bumped Into

Friendly Terms

  • Didn't see you there.
  • Woah!

Unfriendly Terms

  • Scram!
  • Outta my way!
  • Watch it!
  • Move it!
  • Buzz off!
  • Look where you're going!
  • Are you blind?!
By Townie/Dropout
  • Watch it, scum!
By Jimmy when Respect is Low
  • Not so tough now, huh Jimmy?!
By Greaser
  • Get lost, greaseball!
By Nerd
  • What are you doing, nerd?!
By Prep
  • Don't piss me off! Rich kid!

Hit by Vehicle

  • Watch where you're going!
  • Where'd you learn to drive, dweeb?!
  • Come on! Look where you're driving!

 Saying Goodbye

  • Anyways, gotta go.
  • See you later, buddy.
  • I gotta go work out. See ya.

Bike Related

Crashing Bike

  • Crap bike!
  • That didn't hurt!

Seeing Bike Trick

  • Show-off!
  • You're trying too hard!

Reacting to Failed Bike Trick

  • You deserved that!
  • Nice job, idiot!

Stealing Bike

  • Give it up, dweeb!
  • Nice bike!

Bike Stolen From

  • Woah, dude!
  • I'm gonna get you! Thief!


  • Uh, woah, that was pretty cool!
  • This carnival rocks!


  • I'm gonna get you!
  • You ain't getting away from me!

Escaped From

  • Get back here you little runt!
  • I'm gonna find you, Jimmy!

Out of Breath

  • I need to do more cardio!

 Wandering Around/Chatter

  • That nerd thinks he's smarter than me?
  • Why does English class have to be so hard?!
  • She totally wants me. It's obvious.
  • I don't know why I even bother going to school!
  • Can't wait to get with all the college chicks!
  • Those zits on my back are getting really annoying!


  • It just ain't right!
  • I'm telling ya, it ain't fair!


  • I don't get it!


  • Yeah!
  • Rock on, dude!


Ambient Conversation

  • So, yeah?
  • Oh, I remember what I was going to say.
  • Mr. Burton's new workout is really tough!
  • Ted finally got together with Mandy! Lucky bastard!
  • Those nerds always play Grottos & Gremlins!
  • If you put Vaseline on your head, the helmet won't shake.
  • Mr. Burton murked(?) those guys so hard, they puked!
  • You don't need to know how to read if you can tackle! The army will still take you!
  • Don't tell! But sometimes, I worry that I might not make the team!
  • Mr. Galloway is gonna fail me again this year!
  • I shaved my chest and it's so itchy!
  • I snuck into the girls' dorm... but I got locked in the laundry room all night!
  • Girls always play hard to get! They're so immature!
  • Nerds just make me angry! They think they're so smart!
  • Why do they even let those nerds go to Bullworth?!
  • Aw, man! I have to retake English a third time!
  • That Lola chick is totally into me!
  • Next year, I'm gonna dominate the field!
  • I'll whoop any nerd who thinks he's better than me!
  • I'm probably the best looking guy at Bullworth!
Chapter 1
  • Galloway's hitting the bottle again for sure. Just like dad.
Chapter 2
  • The party's gonna be kicking, man!
Chapter 3
  • Somebody said there's gonna be a big rumble!
Chapter 4
  • Mr. Burton has a new playbook for the big game!
Chapter 5
  • I heard Jimmy's going to be the quarterback!
Chapter 6
  • Gary told me Jimmy is sexually confused!

Reacting to Rumor

  • That's totally believable!
  • I don't know about that, buddy!
  • Woah! For real?!
  • Sounds nerdy!


  • Don't worry about it, buddy, it'll be okay!
  • You think you have it tough? I haven't had a date all year!
  • I dunno! Picking on some nerd makes me feel better.
  • Buddy, you gotta stop with all that wah-wah-whining!
  • Good stuff, buddy!
  • That's awesome!
  • Heh heh, yeah man!
To Question
  • Haven't gotten around to it yet!
  • Oh, I'm so gonna do that real soon!
  • Yeah, of course I did! Why d'you think I did it?
  • Sure thing, buddy! I'm all about that!


  • Did you ever make it with one of the Townie girls?
  • Did you make that nerd do your homework for you?
  • Did you ever apply for an athletic scholarship?
  • Did you get that anti-fungal cream yet?

Ending Conversation

  • Anyways, see you later.
  • Bye, buddy.
  • See ya.

Dodgeball Related


  • I'll get you next time!
  • I don't care that you won!
  • You were just lucky!

Defeated Team

  • You guys suck!
  • They had to be cheating!
  • We were close!

Trash Talking Player

  • I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • You know you can't beat me!
  • Get ready for a real man!

Trash Talking Opposite Team

  • We're gonna whup ya!
  • Just give up!
  • You guys are gonna get whooped!


  • I'm the best!
  • I win again!
  • I'm so good!

Team Victory

  • We rock!
  • My team wins again!
  • Told you we'd win!


  • Hahaha, come on, admit, you liked it!
  • Who's so smart now, huh?!
  • Come on! Cry like a little girl!
  • You gonna beg? You're gonna beg?!


  • Man, why'd you do that, man?!
  • Just leave me alone, man!


  • Dude! That's disgusting!

 Don't Hit

  • Very funny. Now stop it!
  • Cut it out, man!
  • Don't make me hit you, man!


  • Someone needs to send those preps a message. Tag up their part of town. Can you do it?
  • If you wanna be one of the cool kids, you gotta stuff losers into garbage cans.
  • Hey Jimmy! How fast can you stuff losers into lockers?


  • You're going down!
  • Come on, man! Come on!
  • I'm gonna make you hurt!
  • I'm gonna break your face!

Bragging After Winning

  • Ahahahahahaha!
  • Woah!
Fighting a Townie/Dropout
  • You ain't tough!
Fighting a Greaser
  • You're gonna get beat, grease-boy!
Fighting a Nerd
Fighting a Prep
  • Your money ain't gonna help you now, boy!

Fight Instigated

  • Time to back up your trash!
  • You're going down, smartass!
  • Let's see how tough you really are!
  • Shut up and fight!

Beaten/Knocked Out

  • I gotta train harder!
  • I can't believe you beat me!
  • Coach better not hear about this!
  • How did that happen?!
  • I'm gonna miss practice tomorrow!
  • He had to be cheating!

Hit in the Nuts

  • Ooooh!

Spit On

  • Aw, man!

Watching a Fight

  • Hahaha! Look at the wimp fight!
  • Two bucks on the little guy!
  • Come on, take him down!

Surprised regarding Fight

  • Who was that?!
  • Woah! What was that?!

 Fire Alarm

  • I hope the school burns down!


  • Hey man...! Uh... uhh...
  • Uh, nothing man! Nothing!
  • I didn't know! Honest!

Food Fight


Freak Show

  • What a bunch of FREAKS!

Giving a Gift

  • Here.

Given Gift To

Receiving Gift

  • Thanks, buddy!
  • Alright, that's good!
  • Thanks buddy! (Repeated twice)


  • Cool, thanks.

Demanding Cash

  • You gonna help me buy lunch?
  • Pay up, buddy!
  • Hey buddy, gimme some money!

  • Heh heh, good kid.
  • You're off the hook... for now.
  • You know, you're alright, kid.


  • How's it hanging?
  • Hey buddy!
  • How's it going?

Older Woman

  • Hi, ma'am.

Older Man

  • Hi, sir!

Jimmy When He is Wearing Nice Clothes

  • Lookin' like a real lady killer, Jimmy!
  • Cool hat, buddy!
  • Those are pretty cool shoes!
  • Sweet shirt, Jimmy!


  • Hey baby, wanna see my bat?

 High Respect

  • How's it hanging, Jimmy?
  • Hey Jimmy, buddy! How you doin'?
  • Hey Jimmy!


Low Respect
  • You lookin' for trouble?!
  • Scram, kid!
  • I didn't say you could talk to me!
Thinks Their Current Appearance is Not Good
  • I gotta hit the gym again.
  • I'll get some... yeah, I'll get some...

 Surprised to Receive Help

  • So buddy, I need you to do this thing for me.
  • It's a little complicated, but here's the deal.

Requesting Help

  • Hey, Jimmy! Think you can help me out?
  • Jimmy, buddy! I need your help!


Offering Assistance

  • So, you want me to help ya?
  • I'll look out for you, buddy!

About to Leave

  • I gotta get to the gym soon.
  • Alright, it's been fun.

Asking for Help

  • Hey buddy! I need a hand!
  • Hey Jimmy! I need backup!


  • You scrawny little puke!
  • What you lookin' at, huh?!
  • What's up, maggot?!
  • I heard you like art class, you fruit!
  • You want me to whip ya, huh?!
  • Teacher's pet!


  • You want a piece of this?!
  • Just step right up, buddy!
  • I ain't afraid of you, bitch!
  • You wanna start something, huh?!

New Kid

  • New kid! You suck!


  • What's with the dorky getup, buddy?
  • Stupid hat, buddy!
  • That's gotta be the fruitiest haircut I ever saw!
Similar to Them but Low Respect
  • Wearing sporty clothes don't mean you're in shape!


  • What the heck?!
  • Hey, back off!
  • You shouldn't have done that!

Jimmy After Respect is Lost

  • You ain't nothing but a loser, Jimmy!


  • You suck!
  • Pansy!
  • Why do you even try?


  • Uhm... hi.
  • Calm down, buddy! No harm done!
  • Woah, buddy! We don't need to fight!
  • I was just messing around, buddy!
  • (Crying)
Not Intimidated
  • You ain't nothing but talk!
  • You gonna do something about it, huh?!
  • Come on! I dare you!
  • You gonna take it, buddy? Are ya?!
  • You're lucky I'm busy.
  • Yeah, sure thing, buddy.
  • Is that the best you can do?
  • Yeah, very funny.
  • You ain't nothing but a big mouth!
  • What's that all about, huh?!
  • You think he's so smart!
  • I don't talk to wimps like you!
  • Buzz off!
  • Get lost, wimp!
  • Whatever, buddy! Whatever!
  • Don't be like that!
  • Oh, buddy!
  • Listen... we don't have to fight!
  • Come on! I don't wanna fight!
  • I got lots of friends, you know?
Sucking Up
  • You know... I always thought you were cool!
  • Can't we be friends?!
  • I always said you should be on the team!


Short Laugh

  • Ahhahahaha!

Long Laugh

  • Ahhahahahahaha, hahahahaha!


  • He's gotta pay!


  • (Retching noises)

Hit by a Dead Rat

  • You sick bastard!

 Helping Friend/Cliquemate

  • Leave my buddy alone!
  • I'm gonna make you pay for that!


Seeing Something Cool

  • Woah! That's cool!
  • Dude! Check it out!

Seeing Something Lame

  • That's dumber than art class.
  • That's dumb!


  • Don't do that!
  • What are you doing that for?!

Weapon Fired

  • Woah dude! Watch it!
  • Where'd you get those?!

Something in Store

  • I guess I might need to get one of these!

 Hit by Stink Bomb

  • Oh, man! That stinks!
  • I think I'm gonna retch!


  • That kid needs to be taught a lesson.
  • I didn't wanna do anything about it myself!

 Leading the Way

  • This way, buddy!
  • Over here, Jimmy! This way!

When Character does not Follow

  • Wait up, man!
  • Slow down!


After Swirlie

  • You're brutal!
  • That tasted awful!
  • I already washed my face today!

Before Swirlie

  • No man, don't do it!
  • Come on, buddy!
  • You do this and I'm gonna kill you!


  • That sucks!

What's That?

  • What's going on?

When TV is Shut Off

  • Hey! Turn that back on!

 Mission Dialogue

Chapter 1

  • Earnest you're a dork!
  • NERD!
  • Your fly's undone!
  • Itching powder is awesome. I'll give you some if you use it on some loser.

Chapter 2

  • Hey, Edna! You know, I really love the food you cook!
  • You know, the science of sports dieting is very complicated! Isn't that so, Mr. Watts?
  • Anyways, Edna, maybe you could give some recipes to my mom sometime!
  • All the time!
  • I'm outta here!

Chapter 3

  • Dude, that's my sister you're talking about!
  • Hey! What are you doing here?
  • Hey! Only athletes are allowed in here!
  • Oh yeah? How 'bout we beat you in a game of dodgeball?
  • Okay, you won! I guess you can use the clubhouse.
  • You have the tests... sir?
  • Well, I could only get half.
  • She did?
  • I sure hope he shows up... I need to get my grade up.
  • Yeah... do you have the tests?
  • Yeah. Did you bring the goods?

Chapter 4

  • Oh no!
  • Ahhh!
  • That's totally not safe!
  • Why is this happening to me?!
  • Hahaha! See you losers later!
  • Why won't it open?!
  • Darn! It's locked!
  • How do you get out of this place?!
  • Wait up for me!
  • What would Burton do?!
  • Pull yourself together, man!
  • This is getting tough!
  • This place is nasty!
  • I'll never be mean to nerds if I get out of here!
  • This is awful! Like the place is trying to get us!
  • Weren't there like thirty of us, when we went in there?
  • Me neither. Let's get some hot dogs.
  • Nerds?! What the--?!
  • Watch out! It's nerd fighters!
  • Yeah! If they let you in!
  • Haha! Of course, you're the mascot!
  • Nobody beats the mascot but the jocks!
  • You! Leave the bull alone!
  • Hey mascot! Do that awesome dance you do!
  • Come on! Dance!
  • Hahaha! That's what I'm talking about!
  • You dance real good for a boy!
  • Last one in the locker room is a rotten egg!
  • You suck! I'm gonna kick your ass!
  • Not good enough!
  • Did you hear how that other team all went to a nudist beach together?
  • Captain!
  • Pass!