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Mission dialogue[]
- Someone stole my one-eyed elf and I need him for tonight's game!
- Could you get him back for me?
- I'll give you five bucks if you get it back for me!
- Did you find him yet?
- I really need that elf for tonight's quest, Jimmy! We're going into the SEWERS!
- If I don't get that elf back I'll never hear the end of it from Algernon!
- Thanks, now I'll be able to get level 6 and max out my mining skill!
- Jimmy, use the wrench!
- YEEEAAAAahhh, get'im, make those bastards pay!
- Get them Jimmy, HURT them!
- HAAHAA, jerks, I have a friend now!
- We've done it, we've beat them!
- Oh no, there's more!
- This looks really, really bad.
- Jimmy, please don't let him hurt me!
- Thanks a lot Jimmy! If you want, I'll do all your math homework from now on!
- Ihavenoidea!
- Maybe he just never graduated.
- Earnest said you could borrow this special slingshot. Her name is Wendy. Use her gently.
- Earnest wants Wendy back. I hope you haven't hurt her, or he'll be sulking for a week.
- Right here!
- Here, take this! We rigged up a super slingshot for you!
- Heheheh, it'd be totally funny if you threw some eggs at someone.
- Ohhhhh, COME ONNN!
- Why'd you have to be SO MEAN?!
- COME ON, PLEASE, give it back!
- OH NO, I CAN'T STAND VIOLENCE!
- Get that ogre! Slay himmm!
- That's what you get for messing with the wrong people, and don't you forget it!
- Oh, great, I have something to talk to him about!
- Sir, I have a question about my grade! You only gave me an A! There must be some mistake!
- Like I said, I only got an A, and I always get an A+.
- You know how I never make any mistakes in your class, in fact, sometimes I catch your mistakes
- So, could you please explain to me what I did wrong?
- I'm having a lot of difficulty sleeping because of this problem.
- LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!
- We've been building this, Jimmy! YOU might find it useful.
- Give him a chance! Let him join if he can beat Fatty's ConSumo high score.
- I can't believe he BEAT YOU! WOW-HOW!
- I always said I'd give my bottle rocket launcher to whoever beat Fatty's high score! Here, take it!
Cheating Time (unused)[]
- Hello, sir!
- Oh, I-I don't... no, really, it's just that since everyone else is doing it, we need to do it as well or we'll be on the wrong side of the bell curve!
- You must make quite a profit.
- Yes, sir!
- I hope he shows up soon! I have a garage to clean.
- The Observatory, he went to the Observatory.
- FALL BACK!
- I invented that!
- You like spuds?!
- Earnest, the air compressor is malfunctioning!
Defender of the Castle (unused)[]
- We gotta pull back, guys!
- This is actually kinda exciting!
Funhouse Fun (mostly unused)[]
- I'm so glad you got here, Jimmy! The Jocks have taken over! You gotta get us out of here! (this is the only used line)
- The Funhouse is scary!
- We're lost!... aren't we?
- I'M REALLY SCARED!
- Why'd we ever come to the Funhouse in the first place?
- Help us get past the miners!
- Thanks, Jimmy!
- A-almost out of here...
- The exit is this way!
The Mascot (unused)[]
- We'll get the Jocks for you! Just stay on target Jimmy!
- FIRE AT WILL!
- RETREAT! RETREAT FOR THE WIN!
The Big Game[]
- Careful! Patrols are everywhere at this moment, we are in GRAVE DANGER.
- Here's a ball we've rigged, get to the shed by the field and swap it for the real ball.
- Aaahahahahaha yeah, it'll be super-neat!
ALLY quotes[]
Agree to assist[]
- Yeah, I'll come.
- I'm your buddy Jim, of course!
About to leave[]
- I'm gonna take off. Granny is calling me.
- Ahh I don't think I'm into this anymore.
- This is kind of boring. I'm leaving, if that's cool.
Help me[]
- Help me out!
- Aah I need some backup, please!
"AMBMSC" (errand-related) (unused)[]
- *giggling* That makes me feel funny in the pants!
- I want you to spray perfume in the Jocks' locker room. Then everyone will think they're a bunch of girls!
BIKE quotes[]
Bike crash[]
- Ow-how! I think I ruptured my spleen!
- I hope nobody saw that! My reputation can't take any more abuse!
Bike stunt[]
- One day, I'm going to be stunt'n too.
- That trick might look hard, but it's pretty easy.
Bike stunt failed[]
- Don't you know anything about physics? Sheesh!
- Ha-ha! Betcha feel pretty dumb. I'm glad I don't have that problem!
Bike stealing[]
- C'mon Bucky, you can do this. Take no prisoners!
- I'm spreading my wings! Branching out! I, am not, a nerd!
Bike stolen[]
- Aw, c'mon! My granny bought me that bike when I was six!
- I think you broke one of my watches. No one breaks my watches!
Boisterous[]
- WHAT A RUSH! WOO-HOO-HOO, HOO-HOO!
- LOOK AT MEEEEEE! AAAH-HAHHAHHAHHAH...!
BUMP dialogue[]
Bumped (friendly)[]
- Uh, I just want you to know, I didn't mind that contact.
- Bump me if you will, don't bother me none.
- Sorry pal! That was my bad.
Bumped (rude)[]
- Oh-hoh, jeez, why are you so imbecilic?
- You, don't have to be, a jerk-head!
- I-I, have glasses! You can't hit someone, with glasses!
- Just who do you think you're dealing with?
- I'm getting fffed up to here with this stuff!
- I won't forget that! ...Ever!
- That smarts, you prick!
Bumped (while Jimmy's expelled)[]
- Don't touch me, Jim! I don't wanna be seen around you!
Bumped (vehicle)[]
- Am I invisible?! My word!
- This... is... ludicrous! *incoherent* Stupid!
- I am... severely... getting... angrierrr! Leavemealone!
Bye[]
- So, I think I have homework to do. Bye!
- You know what, I forgot I have to give Granny a bath tonight. See ya!
- Yeah, I'm just kinda bored. See ya!
Carnival[]
- That ride was superb. The way they alter the gravity was wicked.
- Sitting on my grandma's knee is more fun than that piece of crapola.
Call for help[]
- Guys! I need help, now!
- Guys, it's time to rumble!
CHASE dialogue[]
Chasing[]
- I've got legs of steel I'll run you down!
- You're it, and I'm gonna break your spirit!
Chase (escaped from)[]
- Real cool Jim, run away from Bucky, you got no rep left at all!
- Uh, what's with you, you're scared of me? You are! Aah-hahhah!
Chase (out of breath)[]
- I need my inhaler...
- Next time I won't surrender so easily!
Chatter[]
- Granny's always talking about weird stuff, but she's pretty smart though.
- Maybe she's like a prophet or a psychic or something!
- I can't believe I got a C on my English test, that's soo good!
- AlllRIGHT! Tonight is bath night! And then I get to watch TV until 10!
- I'll GET them for the wedgie and shoving me in that locker they are SO toast!
- You can't beat yourself up over it Bucko, you couldn't have known those were dentures...
Complaining[]
- You don't even know how mad that makes me, AARGH!
- I'M SO INFURIATED, SO ANGERED, SO... WHATEVER! You get it, right?
Confused[]
- What the...? Huh...? Urgh...
Congratulation[]
- Al-right! Nice one!
- Wicked, radical job man.
CONVERSING dialogue[]
Continuing conversation[]
- So guess what I heard?
- Oh yeah, and you know what else?
- Jeez, I can't believe I forgot this.
Gossip[]
- Oh my gosh I heard Peanut tried to get to first base with Mandy that's sooo gross!
- Mr. Galloway called me special, same as my Grandma does, cool, huh?
- Wanna hear something neat? Dr. Slawter says I'm on a different evolutionary path than normal boys.
- I eavesdropped earlier and heard that Ted Thompson has a tiny one! HA! Figures, I guess.
- I think that Mr. Burton is kinda stupid, you know?
- My Grandma says that Dr. Crabblesnitch is a knob and a no-good sinner!
Gossip (Chapter 1)[]
- Granny says that Mandy girl is a tart, but all the guys think she's sweet! I don't get it.
Gossip (Chapter 2)[]
- I saw Gary and Derby talking about something, and when I walked by, they told me to shut up!
Gossip (Chapter 3)[]
- Johnny and Lola are kinda on the rocks, if girls didn't have cooties, I'd totally kiss her!
Gossip (Chapter 4)[]
- Mr. Hattrick and Mr. Galloway were pretty mad at each other, I think I saw Mr. Galloway give him the middle finger!
Gossip (Chapter 5)[]
- I heard Johnny Vincent joined the Army because Lola cheated on him!
Gossip (Chapter 6)[]
- The Townies are crazy! I saw them snooping around Bullworth a week ago, looked like they were doing baaad stuff!
Gossip response[]
- Woah-ho! For real?! Hwow!
- No freakin' way, aw man!
- That's pretty wiild! I mean, cool! Yeah.
- I knew that already. You think I'm not with it?
Negative premise[]
- I don't think girls like me. I think it's 'cos they're intimidated by my sense of timing. Three watches, you know?!
- I think my granny is going crazy but she really likes cats!
- Bullworth is bullroar, I hate this place and it hates me!
- I don't think I'll ever be big enough to be a Jock but I want to try!
Negative response[]
- You think too much, just do what I do, relax!
- Forgetaboutit, no one notices that stuff!
- I know what you're saying, I think that all the time.
- Just think, in a couple of years, we might have girlfriends.
Negative statement[]
- Plenty of fish in the sea but I don't like girls anyway!
- I hate getting wedgies! Why do I always get wedgies? It's so unfair!
- The Jocks are always one step ahead of me, I don't get it, they're practically brain dead!
- Nerds will always be chopped liver to the rest of the world. It's our destiny.
Parting[]
- See ya later, alligator.
- I'm gonna be like a banana and split!
- Later, skater.
Positive premise[]
- I've got a pretty keen sense of style.
- I've been buffin' up, can't you tell? I wear a size 26 waist now!
- I know I'm only getting a C in math, but any time I want I can get an A! I'm a nerd!
- My granny's gonna throw a party for me cos she loves me sooo much!
Positive response[]
- Neat, you're so lucky!
- LOOK AT THAT BIG SHOT, HA HA!
- COOL DUDE, WOW, RIGHT ON.
Question[]
- Have you ever put a peanut butter sandwich in your pants?
- Did you see that bearded woman?! She's so neat!
- Has that crazy bum ever tried to touch you? Did you let him?
- I'm not trying to be weird, but did you do stuff with Mandy? She's got cooties, I hope not.
Question response[]
- No way Jose!
- Darn skippie I did!
- WHAT?! You haven't?
- I thought everyone had done that.
Unsorted dialogue[]
Greetings[]
Conversing[]
Threatening[]
- Mano a mano, what'd you say?!
- You're a Weirdo!
Shoving[]
- Maybe, you'd like some physical punishment!
- How'd you like them apples?
- Take that, nimrod!
- You like being pushed around?!
Insulting[]
- You're ugly.
- Eat grass, barf-bag!
- You are such a neanderman.
- You want to mess with my kind?
- I hate you!
Watching a fight[]
- This is so cool, Uhuuu!
- Come on, Do a good move!
Attacking[]
- I don't care anymore! This is it for you!
- I'm standing up for myself!
- You wanna see assertive? Check this out!
- You're about to get hit, jerk-head!
While fighting[]
- Are you afraid yet? Bucky isn't afraid!
- You're going downtown!
- You think I'm just gonna lie down and take it? Fat chance, scuzz-ball!
- Come on, barf-bag! I can take it!
While physically bullied[]
- That's the third time this week! Arrrrrghhhhh!
- I'm going home and never coming back! You hear me?
- I'm running away from here! No one respects me!
- I'd never forget this stuff. I'll get you!
Kicked in groin[]
- Ohh, I'd take an atomic wedgie over this!
Knocked out[]
- Owwwww!! Granny's gonna be so angry...!
- Nothing ever goes my way...
- Ohhh, I think I need an ambulance, ohhhh...!
- Ohh I WON'T forget this...EVER!
- Ohhh, I'm so sore! So cold!
- Ohh, my duodenum is ruptured, ohoo...
Friendly fire[]
- I thought I was your sidekick!
- We're buddies! What's the deal?!
Hit by Thrown Dead Rat[]
- Ahhh! I need to disinfect myself!
Dodgeball[]
- Bucky doesn't lose!
- You'd better be ready to lose, cause I'm ready to win!
- We're gonna win, 'cause we're better!
- We got the power of friendship behind our team!
Something gets vandalized[]
- NOOOOO I loved that!
- OH NO! NOT THAT! WHY YOU DOING THAT?
Other student quotes about Bucky[]
- Gordon: At least you're not an idiot like Bucky!
