Tom Gurney/Quotes

Conversing

 * Man, if it wasn't for all these losers around here I might actually be cool.
 * Have you ever looked down the garbage disposal? There's some crazy stuff down there!
 * I hear that new kid's been hasslin' the preps. That's cool. I hate the preps."
 * Hey, you ever thought of taking up ice skating?
 * Ever set a house on fire?
 * Bet you never seen a guy this smart.
 * You ever been on a cruise ship before? They're really weird y'know.
 * What's with trying to make everything faster and smaller? I know it's just another way to confuse us. It is.

Coming to aid

 * I'm comin for you! NEVER leave a man behind.
 * You mess with my friend, you mess with Tom.

Walking around

 * Why didn't I scare that Nerd today? I must be going soft, too soft for me!
 * God I hate shoes, these shoes especially, they suck so hard!
 * Man if I could get her to cyber, I'd be so cool.
 * Why'd Mr. Galloway tell me I wasn't cuttin' it? My poem ruled. Like totally ruled. Liked ruled the school. haha. Like that. ha.
 * I don't see why I don't have a girlfriend yet. I'm so desirable. I know it's true.
 * I'm lucky I got the smarts. 'Cause everyone's trying to get ya. Hit you up for all you got in the bank. Jerks.
 * If I took a couple of pears from Mr. Burton, maybe he'd let me keep one for my self. He'd frickin' owe me big time.

When the fire alarm goes off

 * Whoever pulled that alarm is my hero!

Insulting

 * You're a dork!
 * You're a wanker, so go wank you loser!
 * Ah, stuff it, pal!

Shoving

 * What are you gonna do, puke? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

Physical Bullying

 * HAHAHA this is the greatest!

Attacking

 * I didn't wanna do this but you pushed me!
 * The time has come for me to show my true colors!
 * OK, so you wanna get beatdown?

While fighting

 * How about two black eyes? Yeah, two of em!
 * See this? Eat it!
 * You'll never take me!
 * RAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!

Watching a fight

 * Oh come on. This is like a frickin' slow dance.

Hit by friendly fire

 * Dude! What the crap is your problem?!
 * Everyone gets one Hopkins. Don't do it again.
 * Hey, idiot! What's your beef?

Knocked out

 * It's over...I'm over.
 * You can kill me...but the gears keep turnin'.
 * Ohhh...I'm too young!
 * Ahh, they got me! How could I let them...ugh!
 * I won't let go...I can't.
 * I...I...I musta' gotten too close.

Winning a fight

 * That's right. Watcha gonna do? Nobody's gonna do crapola.

Chasing someone

 * Stop, or I'll hit you harder when I catch you!
 * You're making me TIRED, dude!

Out of breath:

 * You wait. You wait for me. I'm gonna get you. Oh god my lungs are burning.

Being bullied

 * Never thought I'd see the day that I got what was coming to me!
 * I can't ever let that happen again!

Hit with a dead rat

 * Is that a .. You tryin' to tell me something? I ain't tattlin' on anyone alright. I hate this school.

Taken down and spit on:

 * Ahh hell! That so nasty!

Kicked in the groin

 * Ohhh, my gonads!

Hit with stink bomb

 * Awe very funny. Why not say it to my face, huh? You think I stink, right?