User blog:Zmario/A day in the life of a Bullsworth Student: Pedro De La Hoya

Pedro wakes up to find that the sheets in his bed are wet. Yes, he has had ANOTHER accident. That's the third time this week, and it's only Thursday! He hurrys and grabs the sheets and his pants and throws them in the washer, just as he is about to get another pair of pants on, Ethan and Trent bust in with a camera, taking pictures of his buck-naked rear.

"Aww look at that cute widdle butt! Let me pinch those cheeks", Trent mocks. Both bullies start cracking up, Pedro covers himself with a towel, embarassed. He runs crying to his dorm, Sheldon is just waking up. Pedro manages to dressed, pushing the bad memories to the back of his mind.

"What's the matter Pedro, why are you upset." Sheldon sits up, with a dazed look in his eyes.

"Oh, it's nothing. I just miss my momma so much, and everynight I go to bed, thinking about her. If only she was here, I wouldn't wet the bed so much!".

"Geez, that's too bad." Sheldon uncovers the bed and finds a frog from the Biology class left in there. Pedro and Sheldon yell in shock!

Wade comes in through the door and laughs, "Hahahaha! Suckers! You should of seen the look on your face, Dad would of been proud". His laugh echoes through the hallways.

"That guy is such a joker." Sheldon says with a weak laugh.

"I hate it here SOOO much." Pedro confesses.

The bell rings. Pedro looks at his watch. "Well Sheldon, it's time for me to head out to class."

"Goodbye Pedro!" Sheldon says.

Pedro walks outside of the dorm. His head hangs down, hands in pocket. "Just look down, don't make eye contact with anyone". He passed Jimmy Hopkins, and greets him with a "Hello, sir, lovely day isn't it." Of course, Jimmy just runs by and goes over to kiss Angie.

"Hey pipsqueak, maybe later I'll show you how to kiss girls." Jimmy says, cooly.

"Really?!" Pedro's face beams with light. He's so excited he runs into the school, but manages to trip over a shoelace and falls face-first into the pavement. Algernon walks by and helps him up.

"Thanks Algie..." Pedro says, embarassed.

"No problemo! That happens to me all the time, although most of the time the Jocks push me down and forces me to lick the dirt off their shoes. It's really not bad, sometimes I taste bubblegum!" Algie starts to daydream.

"Wow, you're weirder then I am." Pedro walks away in disgust.

Pedro's first class, Math. One of his best subjects. He comes into class and slumps into his seat in the back, and does his classwork quietly. Gord and Parker are talking about their investments into the stock, Peanut and Lefty are talking about Lola and Jonny's recent fight, Bo and Dan are talking about the football game on Friday, while Fatty and Bucky discuss tactics in video games.

The only person Pedro would remotely be interested in talking to is Karen, but she was not present in class today. Pedro slumped even further into his seat, and started working on the math equations, very basic. Peanut walks over to his desk and slams his paper down.

"Alright, hero. If you do this math work for me, I'll promise not to stuff you in the trash can for a day or two."

Pedro frowns and says, "No, thanks".

Lefty walks up next to Peanut and says, "Tell you what, shrimp. You do this assignment, and I'll give you this playboy magazine I found outside near the Gymnasium."

Pedro declines. "That's nice of you guys, but my momma says it's bad to do other peoples' work for them."

Peanut and Lefty laugh, "Listen to this jokester "do our own work" hahaha."

Peanut slams his hands on the table, "Looks like we've got a communication problem, Lefty."

Lefty snickers, "Seems so, Lar---Peanut."

Peanut grabs Pedro by the shirt collar, "Listen small fry, you better do this homework, or I'll tell everyone in the school about your little bedwetting problem."

Pedro's face turns a deep red, "Nooo...."

Lefty and Peanut laugh hysterically and walk back to their seats. Pedro manages to do both their assignments, while forgetting to do his own. Mr. Hatrick collects the papers and were impressed to see Peanut and Lefty recieve "A+'s" on their assignments, while Pedro recieves an "F".

Pedro throws the paper in the trash. "And then they threatened me! I'm not safe anywhere!" Sheldon and Pedro are sitting at lunch.

"Gee, that is rough, should you tell Dr. Crabbelsnitch?"

"Nah, one of the jocks told me that "Snitches get stitches". And I don't have insurance for stitches". Pedro says in a low tone.

To be countinued. -