Wade Martin/Quotes

When conversing with other Bullies

 * I'm sick of being stupid! I need like, someone to cheat off!
 * I hear the Nerds have started a petition to have me expelled, yeah good LUCK!
 * Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a bird or a bug or somethin'?
 * You hear Dr. Crabblesnitch used to be in gymnastics? What a dork.

When walking around talking to himself

 * I'm gonna beat every one of them Nerds, they deserve it for being smart.
 * Sure I'll ask her out one day, then we'll wind up being married and divorced, just like Ma and Pa.
 * Gotta spend the friggin' week with dad again, great, I love timing his chugging contests.
 * How can I get in her pants? Cologne, dad always wears cologne.

Insulting

 * You....are the BIGGEST LOSER in the world!
 * Whatever Johnny McNOFRIENDS! Bite me!
 * YEAH!? well you made my hit list, how do you like that?

Angry when Insulted

 * SAY ONE MORE THING AND I WILL MASH YOUR FACE INTO THE KERB!

Shoving

 * Let's see you prove how tough you are.

Physical Bullying

 * Poor little guy, HAHA, NOT!

Before fighting

 * Guess what time it is? Yep! Time for a beatdown!

While fighting

 * YOU WANNA SEE ME LOSE IT?! HUH, DAD?! I mean, YOU'RE DEAD!!
 * I'm gonna break every bone in your scrawny little body chump!

Hit with a stink bomb

 * HAHAHA! Stink bombs rock.

Humiliated

 * That sucked, man! Seriously, that was the worst!
 * I'll never forget! I'll get you back in front of the whole school!