User blog:MichaelDiaz101/Bullworth Parody: Talentless talent.

Introduction
Okay so this is just a random parody I'm making. It's about a talent show. It's a talent show tryout and Michael gets caught doing something bad so he's forced to be a talent show judge. Along with prefects, Seth and Max. So enjoy. :)

The story
Michael had done it again, he got in trouble. Apparently cheating on a math test gets in a world of pain. Although what he was forced to do for his detention was far worse then what he's done before. "Alright maggot!" seth yells.

"It appears that Max and I have to host a talent show as judges. You'll come with us. Maggot!" Seth exclaimed, blowing chunks everywhere. Dammit! Michael thought to himself. Talent shows are the most pointless school funded projects. Without a doubt.

"It's not like I did something bad." Michael fires back at Seth. "Talent shows are retarded." Michael exclaims.

Hours later Michael is in the auditorium, sitting at a desk with Max to his left and Seth to his right. Their first kid for the show was Pedro.

"Name?" Max asked.

"Ugh... Pe- Pedro." He said, with a lot of shyness in his tone. "What's your talent?" Seth asks. "Besides peeing the bed." He whispers to Max.

"I can juggle." Pedro says with confidence. He starts juggling and once he gets to two balls he drops them. Then picks them back up and starts again. "Next!" Seth yells. Then Pedro starts crying. "Get out of here, maggot!" Seth continues. Pedro runs out crying.

"Good job," Michael says to Seth. "I thought you liked little boys." Michael continues on with his smartass streak.

TO BE CONTINUED!