Trent Northwick/Quotes

Wandering around

 * Am I handsome? Yes, yes I am.
 * Total utter gross-out.
 * I smell free food.
 * Last time I drink cough syrup, ew!

Conversing

 * Lola and Mandy are fighting over me again.
 * Forget stage. This face is pure cinema, you get me?
 * Come by the library later, we'll smash some Nerd's glasses or something!
 * Ms. Phillips keeps a photo of me in her desk I swear.
 * Hear that? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for you.

Shoving taunts

 * Haha, what a lightweight!
 * No escape from the Trent man!

Taunting

 * Bite me, dillweed.
 * IDIOT!

Attacking

 * Guess you're not addicted to breathing, huh?
 * You're gonna wish you had a bodyguard!

Winning a fight

 * LADIES, one at a time!
 * They call me the closer, the CLOSER!

Watching a fight

 * Stuff that dorkwad's head up his butt!

Being Humiliated

 * Don't let the girls see me like this!

Come-ons

 * Wanna play shirts and skins?