User blog:MichaelDiaz101/Michael's Rants: Stupid kid tried to rob me.

Hey this is the start to my new series where I rant about stupid stuff that happens to me or around me. This is the first one in my series. So anyways, I was coming back from the gym, it's about three in the Afternoon. I stop by thes store to get some groceries (and also pick up Borderlands 2) I'm waiting in line for the check out and this kid is behind me. So he taps on my shoulder and says. "I got to feed my family, I'm I'm poor could you spare some money?" I take a better look at this kid, he's a little overweight light brown hair, he's got the new Iphone 5 in one hand, already paid for and everything because he's texting people and he's got this retarded Skrillex case, as well as those new headphones that are really good, and expensive, and a copy of Borderlands 2 in the other, poor my ass. At first I thought he was joking. Then I realized this kid was dead serious, giving me the puppy dog eyes and everything. He was trying to scam me, while holding a $60 game and a 400 dollar phone. So here I am comfronted by the dumbest kid in the history of the world.

"If you're poor why do you have an Iphone and a video game, both very expensive?" I ask him, he realizes he's burnt so he fucking turns around and walks into another check out stand and tries on another person. Possibly the dumbest person I have ever met in my life.