User blog comment:SodaCat/i will also do a q&a/@comment-5385060-20151020212326/@comment-2173402-20151021022518

ohhhhh lord

-donald (who always seems to show up and hit me with a bottle rocket for no reason when my health is low)

-damon (going into the gym area is a fucking chore before you earn the jock respect)

-bif (he is so unnecessary during chapter 2, like go away man, i don't wanna box you)

-johnny (he's a little bitch and his storyline bores me)

-melody (she's the one that usually tells on me when i break rules lol)