Kirby Olsen/Quotes

While wandering around campus

 * Why am I always looking at the cheerleader's shoes?
 * Miss Phillips sure has nice feet.
 * Maybe I can get Mandy alone later!

Conversing

 * I'm the youngest student to earn a Varsity Letter in Bullworth history.
 * I hope Burton doesn't make me play wide receiver again this year.

When kicked in the groin

 * Ahrgh! Thank you sir, may I have some more?

When attacking

 * It's poundcake time!
 * One lump or two?!

When fighting

 * C'mere and eat your poundcake!
 * Here comes your poundcake!

When taunting

 * I got a new recipe for poundcake!
 * Run when Kirby looks at you!

Physical Bullying

 * You are my toy, you hear me?!
 * Hind sight, this is only the begining!

After being threatened

 * But I don't like poundcake!

After receiving physical bullying

 * But I was number two on the team!

When helping in a fight

 * Hang on, here come the big guns!

After winning a fight

 * K-I-R-B-Y!

Come-Ons

 * Hey...if you step real close you can smell my cologne.

After being kissed by Jimmy

 * This never happened...Ok?
 * You better not tell anyone about this.