Mr. Matthews/Quotes

Successful

 * Trying to impress the opposite sex, I see?
 * A modern-day meeting ritual, brilliant!

Failed

 * Nothing a little wintergreen oil won't fix!
 * Learn from your mistakes and you'll never fail!

Friendly terms

 * Alright?
 * In a hurry, I see?
 * Patient my dear surroundings!

Hostile terms

 * Where's your mind?
 * Pay attention now!
 * Little ninny!
 * Bloody hell!
 * You broke my train of thought!
 * Inconsiderate lout!
 * Daft little brat!

Inside car

 * Get stuffed!
 * You bleeding wanker!
 * Nitwit!

Outside car

 * What is the meaning of this?
 * Does this amuse you?

Ran over by vehicle

 * You cannot trample me like an elephant!
 * Bugger!
 * I will not stand for this!

Busting

 * Looks like I finally found a little helper to polish my globes!
 * If you can name all 194 countries, I will let you go! Ha ha ha ha ha!
 * This hurts me as much as you, Jimmy!
 * If you put as much effort into learning as troublemaking, you'd be a prodigy!
 * Wherever you are, I got you!
 * You've opened a world of trouble for yourself!

Goodbye

 * Well, I'm off to explore the world over the internet, tally-ho!
 * I must be off Jimmy, good day!
 * Yes, the island must be 2 degrees off! Jimbo, I must leave! Bye!

Asking for help

 * Help!!! Prefects, teachers!
 * Hey, you!!! Come help me!

Chasing

 * I'm on course to intercept you!
 * Stop, you nasty little ninny!

Someone hide from him

 * (?) eventually evades the hostile tribe!
 * Looks like you got away, huh? Way to state the obvious.

Out of breath

 * Curse you, Jimmy! Curses!

Talking to himself

 * Chartered the flight, get the raft, open seas all the way.
 * See one volcano? See them all I say!
 * Can't name all 50 states? What a waste!
 * I would have the idol, if it weren't for that massive boulder!
 * Two degrees west of the Andes, in the Himalayas.
 * Maybe father is right. I should go back to the family farm.

Complaining

 * Can you believe it? I am at (?)!
 * I am not okay! I'm losing my marbles here!

Confused

 * Hmm, strange indeed.

Congratulating

 * That is remarkable!
 * Good show!

Conversing
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Disgusted

 * That is disgustingly fascinating!

Sees Fight

 * What is happening? Are those students..
 * I wish I could see! I love a good punch-up!
 * Like a gazelle fighting for dominance over his father!

Hit by friendly fire

 * We are comrades, Jimmy!
 * Do you think the (?) would have fired on the Santa Maria? No! So stop!
 * For heaven's sake, cut it out!

Hit by sneak attacks

 * What is this rubbish?!
 * Who's that? Who did it?!

Starts Fight

 * That's quite enough!
 * I will not stand for this!
 * I'm not pleased at all!

While Fighting

 * You've crossed the line!
 * You are a complete disgrace!
 * You, are what is wrong with the world!
 * Bleeding brat!

Hit in the groin

 * In some countries, this is a sign of respect!

Spat on

 * In ancient cultures, saliva was used to ferment alcohol!

Beaten Up

 * I should have worked for planetary geographer!
 * The wind has left these old sails!
 * It's all fading, slowly fading!
 * I despise you! I will have revenge!
 * This is an outrage!
 * *Coughing

Class starting

 * Good day, everyone! I'm Mr. Matthews, your Geography teacher! I know you're all enthusiastic and ready to learn! Otherwise, why would you be here?
 * Everyone to your seats, please. It's a big world we got to cover today!
 * Don't forget class! Geography is where it's at!
 * Good news, class! Today we will be looking at some new maps! Can you believe it?
 * Good morning my little cartographers!

Wrong answer

 * Try again!
 * Are you sure about that?
 * No I'm sorry, that is incorrect!
 * Hmm, a fair guess, but I'm afraid it's wrong!
 * Heavens! Whatever gave you that idea!

Jimmy passes class

 * You chartered a fine course for yourself son! Bravo!
 * Nicely done, Hopkins!
 * Well, well, someone's been paying attention it seems!
 * By (?) you done it Hopkins!
 * Hopkins, my boy! I'm afraid I've underestimated you! Congratulations! You passed my class!

Jimmy fails class

 * If at first you don't succeed, try try again!
 * I hope this isn't the beginning of a trend, Hopkins!
 * Don't give up! Even Christopher Colombus got lost on his way to India!
 * Hopkins! Is that map upside down?
 * Well at least you showed up for class!

Asking for gift

 * Hey Jimmy, can you lend me some money for Geography textbooks?
 * Hey Jimmy, it seems my rent money is short this month. Mind if I borrow some?

Receiving gift

 * Thank you.
 * I appreciate it, Jimmy.

Giving gift

 * Here you are, my son.