Thad Carlson/Quotes

Walking Around

 * This planet is too small for my copious greatness!
 * General Custer made a tragic mistake.
 * I wonder what a yardstick is in the Metric system.
 * Sizzle, sizzle, sizzle!

Starting a Fight

 * It's time for a new Tet offensive!
 * I shall turn your face into the Fallujah of the flesh!
 * The bigger they come, the harder they fall!
 * I've been pushed too fat!

While Fighting

 * Taste the dirt!
 * It's people like you that cause unrest!
 * Stay down!
 * Hahaha, that's pathetic!
 * Weirdo!

When Provoked

 * Hey, what gives!?
 * But allies don't screw each other over!

Humiliated

 * It's unfair!