Tom Gurney/Quotes

Conversing

 * Man, if it wasn't for all these losers around here I might actually be cool.

Coming to aid

 * I'm comin for you, never leave a man behind.
 * You mess with my friend, you mess with Tom.

Walking around

 * Why didn't I scare that Nerd today? I must be going soft, too soft for me!
 * God I hate shoes, these shoes especially, they suck so hard!

When the fire alarm goes off

 * Whoever pulled that alarm is my hero!

Insulting

 * You're a dork!
 * You're a wanker, so go wank you loser!

Shoving

 * What are you gonna do, puke? WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

Physical Bullying

 * HAHAHA this is the greatest!

Attacking

 * I didn't wanna do this but you pushed me!
 * The time has come for me to show my true colors!
 * OK, so you wanna get beatdown?

While fighting

 * You want two black eyes? Yeah, two of em!
 * See this? Eat it!

Hit by friendly fire

 * Dude! What the crap is your problem?

Chasing someone

 * Stop, or I'll hit you harder when I catch you!

Being bullied

 * Never thought I'd see the day that I got what was coming to me!
 * I can't ever let that happen again!

Kicked in the groin

 * Ohhh, my gonads!