Ethan Robinson/Quotes

Walking around

 * Y'know, why does everyone make fun of ninjas? It's a sad place where people don't believe in ninjas.
 * ...then I'll roundhouse kick the ball and it'll throw the rock off the edge into the bucket!
 * ...first the Crane, then the Snake, then Rhino -- nonono, wait! Frog then Rhino!

Conversing

 * It's so cool how Russell wanted to make me his new defense minster! Well, I'm not asking him but I'm gonna do it anyway.
 * Last night, I dreamed I took out a whole army with my new Frog Style! I made it up, but I was a warrior, man!
 * Man, this school needs a mixed martial arts team! I could lead them, we could compete! Aw, it'd be great!
 * I'm getting really mad at the teachers! They say Kung Fu is not a valid physical education activity!

When the fire alarm goes off

 * Holy crap! A fire! A fire!

Taunting

 * Do you know how many styles I know? I can crush you, man!
 * I'll bust you up so badly, your mom won't even recognise you!

Shoving taunts

 * You're really making me angry okay!

Physical Bullying

 * I think you'll remember now not play games with me!

When Angry

 * Ready to go to sleep? I hope so for your sake!
 * Now you're gonna face the wrath of my tiger.

When fighting

 * Oh, you like that crane? Ha! It was a tiger, not a crane!
 * I can sense your scared, wise choice!
 * C'mon now, don't be scared!

When hireable

 * I'm like a ronin! I'm ready to fight, if the price is right!

When swirlied

 * They don't teach you about this in the dojo.

When knocked out

 * Ninja... reverse! Ninja... reverse...

While chasing another student

 * I got the speed of a leopard, I'm gonna catch up!

Other student comments about Ethan
Cornelius: Ethan gave me a wedgie this morning and it still hurts.