Kirby Olsen/Quotes

During missions and others

 * Hey, up there! On the balcony!
 * Earnest, your mother wants you to call her.
 * Can't hear you!
 * Getting off this stage!
 * Check out the chump!
 * Haha! Look, it's Jimmy Jenkins! Hopkins, whatever his name is...
 * Obviously she's afraid the real men like us. Hahaha!
 * Hahaha! You're purely!
 * See? Told you he was a weakling!
 * Where did those jerks go?
 * Hey look at this. Maybe it's a sweet or something.
 * Cool! Come on, there's gotta be more. Let's find 'em!
 * I don't get it.
 * There's gotta be a way to do this.
 * Hopkins, what are you doing here?
 * Hahahaha... hhaaaahhhhh!
 * This place sucks. Let's get out of here!
 * Leaks!
 * Help!
 * Mommy! I'm scared!
 * This is not fun anymore!
 * I can't get out!
 * I'm shut in!
 * I feel so lost.
 * Anybody.
 * Aww!
 * That didn't hurt!
 * Aww. I mean... hahaha!
 * Let's go Kirby!
 * Don't be afraid. Just go!
 * I don't like this at all.
 * Why did I go to this stupid Fun House?
 * Hell yeah!
 * Hey man, leave the Bullworth Bull alone!
 * Only Jocks beat the Bull!
 * You still any good mascot?
 * Dance. Now.
 * Nice work mascot boy, haha!
 * Hahaha! Okay, you're off the hook!
 * Alright guys. That's at the showers.
 * You know what happens, when you screw up!
 * I'll give a little reminder to not suck!
 * I am so gonna kick ass in this game. I'm on the top of my game.
 * Adds up Ted!
 * Ted!
 * That is her for sure. I recognized the mole on her back.
 * Oh I guess Mandy isn't just for the team anymore.
 * Someone's gonna pay for this. Later.
 * Hey! I was looking at that you jerk.
 * Yeah. If anyone sees it you get in trouble.
 * Somebody help me!
 * Ah! I'm stuck!
 * I'm getting out of here.
 * Jimmy! Over here!
 * Thanks Jimmy!
 * The gym! How could you do it!?

Suggesting to provide protection

 * I watch your back Hopkins.
 * Don't worry. Kirby will keep you say.

ALLY About to Leave

 * I'm threw being your bodyguard Hopkins.
 * I'm tired of this stupid bouncer job.

ALLY Help Me

 * Hey! He needs help!
 * Help him out!

When passing the ball

 * Interception!

Getting knocked off bike

 * Crud!
 * That sucks.

Comment on successful bike trick

 * Nothing special.
 * I could do that.

Comment on failed attempt at trick

 * Ha ha ha ha... now that's funny!
 * Ha ha ha ha... I wish I could rewind it and see it again.

Stealing a bike

 * Move it, wimp!
 * That's mine, wimp!

Has bike stolen from

 * I'll be back, wimp!
 * Lucky shot!

Winning a fight

 * Woo, ha ha! K, I, R, B, Y! Ha ha ha!
 * Make 'em sorry, guys! Woo!

When into him bump friend

 * Uh, sorry.
 * Excuse me!

When into him bump others students and enemies

 * Do you want your face pounded in?!
 * How'd you like me to POUND you?!
 * ARE YOU AN IDIOT?!
 * GET OFF, moron!
 * WATCH IT, wimp!
 * HEY! SPAZ!
 * Get off me, spaz!

When into him bump Dropout (or Jim in their clothes)

 * Ugh! What's that smell?!

When into him bump Jim after he's expelled

 * Ooh, I'm gonna POUND you, loser!

When into him bump Greaser

 * Disgusting hair, jerk!

When into him bump Nerd

 * Wanna die?!

When into him bump Prep

 * Start running wimp!

Getting hit with bike/car

 * I'm gonna kill whoever did that!
 * That was dumb of somebody!
 * Don't worry. I'm not dead.

Saying Goodbye

 * Alright. I'm out of here!
 * Yeah, I wanna watch TV.
 * Hey, I'm gonna scope some girls.

Saying about something at the carnival

 * Huh, that was awesome!
 * Uhh, that was so lame!

Calling friends for help

 * Hey! Getting love to this.
 * Coming take a love, guys!

When chasing someone

 * Come here and eat your poundcake!
 * I got a piece of poundcake for you, wimp!

When someone hide from him

 * Hopkins, you are such a wimp!
 * I'll see you soon, Hopkins!

Out of breath

 * Gotta hit the gym again.

Walking around talking to himself

 * Where am I going right now!?
 * I've got a workout later.
 * Sh-should I just go to the gym!
 * Maybe I can get Mandy alone later!
 * Miss Phillips sure has nice feet.
 * Why am I always looking at the cheerleader's shoes?

Complaining

 * Come on. This is so uncool!
 * I'm so tired of this kinda thing going on!

When confused

 * Sure that's... Yeah... What?

Marveling

 * Yeah! Who's the man? You are.
 * You rock, baby. Yeah!

During a conversation

 * Yeah, but...
 * Cool end!
 * I heard miss Phillips will invite you to her house for private lessons.
 * The rumor is that Hopkins is trying to get everyone to fight each other.
 * I heard that Edna is gonna quit if she can get a vacation.
 * The big gossip is The Preps and The Greasers are gonna take each other out.
 * I heard that all of Crabblesnitch's pets end up in Edna's meat locker.
 * You heard that Lola has been too time with her blind moron boyfriend.
 * The word is the new kid thinks he can rule Bullworth by Spring.
 * You heard that half of last year's Cornelius died from some rare disease.
 * I heard one of The Preps is gonna suicide band The Greasers.
 * There's a rumor that someone is going to screw up the game.
 * I know someone's sabotaged the game.
 * I think Hopkins was the one who burned down a gym.
 * No way.
 * You kidding.
 * For real!? Ohhh...
 * Man, I hope Ted doesn't make me wide receiver this year.
 * Ted is always looking down on me I can't tell.
 * I think the other guys think I'm just Ted light.
 * Could the guys be laughing at me behind my back?
 * Whatever dude. Get over it.
 * What do you expect? Life sucks.
 * You call that a problem! Don't waste my time!
 * Yeah, yeah. I can hear the violence whaling already... geez!
 * It's not like the old days. All The Nerds get ahead now.
 * Time was... a guy who was a great in sports was top dog forever. Not now.
 * I hate how The Nerds are always the ones who become famous.
 * Just cause I can play sports doesn't mean anything off campus.
 * Bye.
 * See you.
 * Later.
 * I'm gonna win that football game single-handed this year.
 * The guys really rely on me these days.
 * I'm the youngest student to earn a Varsity Letter in Bullworth history.
 * Every girl in this school wants to go out with me.
 * Yeah? Cool!
 * Yeah-haha! Wicked!
 * Okay, nice!
 * Hey, you ever sneak into the girls' locker room?
 * Have you ever expand the lecture hanging out on the job?
 * You haven't seen that in their underwear, have you?
 * Ever see what am I plays on the football field?
 * Hell yeah!
 * Too bad!
 * Not a chance!
 * No dude!
 * No dude!

Losing Dodgeball

 * What's wrong with me?
 * I am such a loser!
 * How could I have done that?
 * We will rock!
 * They stole it from us.
 * This is so messed up.

Grossed-out

 * Aww, dude...

Hit by friendly fire

 * Hey! Are you an idiot Hopkins?
 * What's going on?

While fighting

 * You're going DOWN!
 * Don't get up next time!
 * Come on, girly!
 * Here comes your poundcake!

Losing a fight

 * We're at the line of scrimmage! Here's... the.. tip!
 * 15 yards... 10 yards... 5 yards...
 * I have to wash my letter now. It's so dirty...
 * Please turn the hot water on, coach!
 * You're in trouble now!
 * When I get up, you're pound cake...

Starting fight with a Dropout

 * Oh I've been waiting to do this for a long time!

Starting fight with a Greaser

 * Now this is what I call a good day!

Starting fight

 * Prepare to get creamed wimp!
 * It's poundcake time!
 * You don't mess with me. Ever!
 * One lump or two?!

Starting fight with a Nerd

 * Respect these spelled K-I-R-B-Y.

Starting fight with a Prep

 * Money can't buy your hate either.

Kicked in the groin

 * AH! Thank you sir, may I have some more?!? Ugh...

When spat on

 * Was that....yours?

Watching a fight

 * KICK HIM IN THE HOO-HAH!!
 * I wanna see some blood, ladies!
 * You don't hit him on enough!

When someone hit him

 * I was a stupid to not do.
 * That really gets under my skin.

When the fire alarm goes off

 * Cool, a fire!

When flustered

 * Uhmm yeah... okay!
 * Sure. Are we cool?
 * Hey, let's chill!

Starting a food fight

 * Okay, you want action!? Fight!!!

Talking about freaks

 * Why doesn't the government just drop these freaks outta airplanes?

Receiving a gift

 * Keep it coming Hopkins, heh heh…
 * I know there'll be more where this came from, Hopkins.

Demanding money

 * You better keep my fist from closing with cash.
 * Your money keeps the poundcake away.
 * I want all the cash you've got in those deep pockets, loser.

Demanding money for protection

 * What's your offer?
 * Sure I'll back you up. If it's worth my while.

Demanding flowers

 * Be nice to me, and I'll be nice to you. Know what I mean?
 * If you like me, you'd give me a present.

After receiving flowers

 * Oh, you really mean that?!
 * You better not be messing with my head.

When getting money from his victim

 * That's right Hopkins. Keep it up and we'll stay good friends.
 * Let you understand me Hopkins.
 * I'll be back when this runs out Hopkins.

Talking about girlfriend

 * We have to me but if my girlfriend sees a some dead...
 * Just bring it here Jimmy. We have to meet each other.

Giving a gift

 * Here ya go.

While greeting friends

 * Hey!
 * Hey-ey!
 * How's it going?

While greeting authority

 * Hello ma'am!
 * Hello sir!

Special greetings friends

 * Learning how to dress, huh Hopkins?
 * Hey, whoa! Killer hat!
 * Hey, nice shoes!
 * Hey, cool shirt!

When flirting

 * Hey babe, wanna be my personal cheerleader?.. heh heh...

Grooming

 * K is for clean, I is for irresistible, R is for…
 * Excellent, no new pimples.

Requesting an errand

 * Here's what you gotta do for me.
 * I got something you need to do.
 * Okay Hopkins, I'm gonna give you a chance to impress me.
 * You wanna get on my good side? Help me out.

Being indignant

 * You big jerk.
 * I was so uncool!
 * What's going on here?

While greeting of Jim with fearing

 * Uhmm... hey!

Some insults of enemies

 * Loser!
 * Worthless!
 * Wimp!

Laughing

 * Hahaha! So pathetic!
 * Ahahahaha! Cool!

Kissing

 * is just kissing*

After kiss

 * You better not tell anyone about this.
 * This never happened. Okay?
 * Don't mean nothing.
 * Hey. If you step real close you can smell my cologne.
 * If you don't tell… we can make out.

Payback

 * They're gonna eat poundcake.
 * He's gonna eat poundcake.

Belching

 * belch* Somebody clean that up!

Hit by thrown dead rat

 * What the hell with that?

While greeting someone in bad terms

 * Hopkins, you are such a loser.
 * Forget it Hopkins. Nobody's interested in you.
 * Shut up Hopkins!

While greeting someone in good terms

 * What's up Hopkins?
 * Hey dude!
 * What's going on?

When scared

 * Oh let's get a chill pill dude!
 * Don't worry. You're cool, I'm cool!
 * This is stupid. We all like girls, right?

Aiding a fight

 * Help is on the way!
 * Hang on, here come the big guns!

Perceiving a thing as cool

 * Hi!
 * I like it!

Perceiving a thing as crap

 * More and more pathetic!
 * This place is so full the losers that they think they're cool.

While seen vandalism

 * Hey! What are you doing to that?!
 * Stop it, I love that thing!

Saying about fireworks

 * Oh I've gotta get one of those.
 * That locks heart!

Hit with a stink bomb

 * Oh man, who laid one?!
 * What is that?! Ugh!

Clothes browsing

 * Why am I even here? All these townie clothes…
 * This stuff is such junk.

When suck up

 * Come on. Almost all in the football team.
 * Hey, I bet I could get you cheerleader.
 * Pick a girl. I can hook you up with anyone.

While seen tagging

 * You're not in the ghetto anymore Hopkins!
 * I think I know who the culprit is.
 * There's a bad apple in Bullworth and I can tell you love it.

Taunting #1

 * I got your poundcake right here.
 * Careful, wimp.
 * Sit and spin.
 * Run when Kirby looks at you!
 * I thinking I made poundcake.
 * I got a new recipe for poundcake!
 * Don't mess with me.
 * I'm gonna slap you silly.
 * Get ready to have your legs broken wimp!
 * It's poundcake time!
 * I'm gonna stuff an entire poundcake on your threat loser!

Ignoring a fight

 * Alright, alright. Don't worry about it.
 * Hey, you're a cool kid!
 * It's okay, it's cool. Let's chill.

Taunting #2

 * (shoving) You want some more loser? I got lots!
 * (shoving) You are my toy, do you understand?!
 * (shoving) You got a problem with me wimp?!
 * (shoving) Oh yeah! Someone's hungry for poundcake!
 * (taunting the new kid) Hey newbie! Wanna hear my recipe for pound cake?
 * (taunting the clothes) Been stealing stuff from the Townies clothes lines again Hopkins?
 * (taunting the hair) Excuse me ma'am. Have you seen a guy with a normal haircut?
 * (taunting after Jimmy's expelled) I always knew you were nothing but a poser!
 * (another taunting the clothes) You think those clothes make you look tough, but they don't.

Other tauntings, insults and fears

 * Ahaha! I just wanna play sports! That's all... heh heh...
 * The big W is all I have to say!
 * Whatever!
 * I'm hungry!
 * It's ain't something good on TV right now.
 * You think you got poundcake for me Hopkins, do you?
 * Come over here and say that!
 * Say it to my face loser.
 * You are so dead Hopkins.
 * I been want to feed you poundcake for a long time!
 * Come into the kitchen and let's make poundcake!

Getting bullied

 * Come onnnn what's you're problem?
 * What did I ever do to you?!
 * Please I hate poundcake.

Saying this way

 * Stick with me Hopkins.
 * Come on Hopkins.

When thanks of Jim

 * Thanks Hopkins, you're learning.

After getting swirlie

 * How could this have happened...?
 * But I was number two on the team...
 * I can't let anyone see me like this...

Getting swirlie

 * BUT I'M NUMBER TWO ON THE TEAM! I'M NUMBER TWO!
 * The guys are gonna destroy you for this!
 * YOU ARE MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE, LOSER!

Winning in Dodgeball

 * I'll try not you hurt you too badly, heh heh…
 * See you during visiting hours wimp.
 * Hope you arrange your funeral in advance... heh heh...

Insulting in bicycle race

 * You are so gonna be put back in your toy box pal.
 * Where's the real team? I want to have a challenge!
 * This is what we're playing against?

Laughing at a headdress

 * Is that a hat or are you get messages from aliens, haha!

When thanks of someone

 * Thanks!

Winning a fight #2

 * Yeah! Just another day at the office!
 * I'm getting some girls tonight!
 * Look at me everyone! Love me! Worship me.

After being humiliation

 * Oooooh man…
 * Ooh, I can't believe this!

When winning Dodgeball with his team

 * Oh yeah! We do it again!
 * Another day, another way. Yeah!
 * And the straight continuuueees!

When physically bullying of someone

 * Haha! This is too easy dude!
 * Come on at least try to fight back.
 * Pain time. This is only the beginning.

Saying wrong way

 * Hey dirt brain. Wrong way!
 * Stupid. You're going the wrong way!

When whining

 * Everything is just a piece of garbage around here.

Unknown

 * Hey! What's that?

WTF with TV

 * Whatta?