Damon West/Quotes

Wandering around

 * I wonder if I would ever hit someone so hard their head would come off.
 * One day I want to fight a gorilla!
 * Maybe if I concentrate real hard I can make her top come off.
 * Maybe she'll come up to my room if I offer to show her my John Elway autograph.
 * I wonder who would win in a fight a bear or a gorilla.
 * I should be leader, not Ted.

Conversing

 * You ever get that dizzy feeling in your head, when you tackle someone so hard?
 * I don't understand why most things ain't sorted out by violence.
 * I got a C on my last paper, I need someone different to do my homework for me!
 * He scores more off the field than we do on the field.
 * Is it just me or do the kids comin' up look a little weak to you?
 * All she needs now is a tackle and a slapback. At least I was first.
 * When I go pro, I'm gonna have a fat ass crib with a fat ass chick to go with my fat ass check.
 * I'm just waiting for the right moment. I'll make my move soon. This school won't know what hit them.

When attacking

 * I'm gonna bust your gut up and watch you bleed!
 * I'm gonna lay your butt out like a newborn baby!
 * I'm gonna rip out your heart and feed it to you!
 * It's chin check time punk!

When joining a fight

 * You've had your fun, now who wants to get knocked out by an All American?!
 * I got your back!

When fighting

 * I'm gonna hit until you love me!
 * I'm all-state in beatdowns too, son!
 * Damon's the truth!
 * You sweet like candy, you DON'T want any of this!

Winning a fight

 * I run things, not Ted!
 * You can't stop me.
 * What are you gonna do about it.

When knocked out

 * When I heal up, you are so dead.
 * There goes my scholarship.
 * This is so embarrassing...
 * I hope coach doesn't find out about this.
 * You bested me...enjoy it while it lasts!
 * Okay...that actually hurt.

Kneed in the groin

 * Groan*... hurts... so... good!
 * Groan*... hurts... so... good!

When chasing Jimmy or another student

 * I'm gaining on you, and it's only a matter of time now!
 * I'm a physical specimen! You can't outrun me!

After being bullied

 * But I play football, this wasn't supposed to happen!
 * I can't believe that just happened!

Hit with a stink bomb

 * Uh, disgusting. It smells like a hot tub full of jock straps and baby diapers.
 * Who the hell did this?

Out of breath

 * He's in better shape than I thought!

Taken down and spit on

 * Disgusting.