User blog:PrettyRaveGirl/What happened to Mikaela Whitesides?!!! :O

The true story!!!LULZ XD


Mikaela and Russell got into to another usual fightAS ALWAYS DER-HER :3

Then Russell pointed and declared, "Meet Russell in the forest, alone at 7:00!" XD Russell forgot to mention P.M., but oh wellz, Mikaela understood anyway. "Whateva BIOTCH! I go MOFO on yo ass! LOLZ!!!" She sniffed a sharpy marker, cuz she's all stupid and high XP

Then Chad's dog ran away from the Harrington courtyard, all the way to the football field and started leg humping Casey---Which he actually liked XD It gave him an ultimate orgasm!!! Ted was all,"Duh-HAR..." and Damon fell off the bench "for some strange unknown reason".

SOooooooo---Christy started spreading rumors about the fight being private and all. "LOL and yeah, I heard it was like, going to be some love session or something! *TISK* LOLZ!" Mandy forgot that she was suppose to be throwing up her lunch in the bathroom, so-o she threw it up all over the floor in the lobby .Pedro came along and slipped on Mandy's puke and landed with a face-plant in the hard floor... X3 Jenny threw a banana at Pedro's head and started laughing hysterically, "HARHAHARHARHAaaaaa :3." While Mikaela ran into the wall because she thought there was a magical portal to wonderland... O_O

Kirby was hanging out by the fountain until Trent whistled to him and said, "Hey baby, are ya' ready for a round tonight?" Kirby didn't know who he was--He obviously "forgot" apparently--So he stuck his head in the water fountain cuz he didn't want see his ugly-ass face! XD Trent ran away and started crying, and ended up tripping over Gord.........Gord was mad because Trent was all over his Aquaberry sweater..NYahh!!! "Get off ma sweater before I call the POLL-EEssss!!!!"-- 8C What the hell was that about? Gord got up and BOXed the shit outta Trent in his Super-Awesome Aquaberry BOXing shorts and gloves. DING-DING-DING He won...of course...then the Preppies applauded him and threw roses at him for such a wonderful performance. Derby cheered,"VICTORY FOR BRITAIN! Let's all celebrate with fig neutons and tea!"---Oh Tralala -_-"

Johnny was smoking a cigarette with his "boys". Mikaela happened to waltz in the AutoShop O.O....Lefty went up to her and was all blabbering,"I'm kickin' yer ass if ya don't lend me the MONEH :B." Mikaela found a switchblade and stabbed Lefty in the chest, but missed all the internal organs---Thank god..He's not the one dieing in this story. Lefty was having and EPIC seizure on the ground...C: Johnny saw Mikaela, so he threw a can of spray-paint at her, and hit her in the temple. Mikaela saw stars and started spinning in circles... :I Lola and Johnny started having sex in the garage...Then Johnny had to go to the bathroom, but was drugged, so.....He accidently mistaked Lola for a.....so Yeah... >w< ffffffff..............Lola got mad so she punched Johnny in the face and started drop kicking him....XD

Earnest was reading his PlayBoy magazines and was all, "OHhh Yyeaaah!!!" Troy was standing outside with the other Bullies fighting the Nerds while Cornelius stood by himself. Troy couldn't help himself and yelled, "I can't take it! I LOVE CORNELIUS!" Troy ran up to Cornelius and knocked him out with a single blow. "Hey we're gonna miss the fight! Come on!" Davis shouted. The Bullies were going to the forest.... <:

MEANWHILE...
An alien space ship was sending their latest project out to kill Mikaela, because they were sick and tired of her EXISTENCE!!! >:D The beam came down letting out the "BOJNIXN X-3F." It looks like a raptor, only with small, sprouted, useless wings and a feather at the top of it's head...However they didn't have enough time to finish the project, cuz they really wanted to get rid of Mikaela... The BOJNIXN X-3F morphed into a HALF-Human and drifted off into the forest, screeching...

ANYWAYSIt was getting dark and creepy in the forest.---Creepier than Mr.Burton...LULZ XD

Russell the IDIOT was there with that DITZ Mikaela XP..."HUR HUR HUR!" Russell was laughing with the Bullies. "Whas so DAMN funneh?" Mikaela was slurred. Russell unzipped and pulled down his pants, turned mikaela around and started rapin' her. Mikaela was screaming,"AhhhAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaahh!!! NOz!!! It BURNS!!!!" THe Bullies were laughing like a bunch of retards--OHhoHa!!! Then a loud monstrous screech came from the CREEPY forest. The Bullies were all scared that they started cying and hugging each-other, then they ran off. Russell was still having "fun" with Mikaela until the BOJNIXN X-3F jumped down from a tree. It morphed in it's alien state and launched at Russell. Mikaela with Jenny watched the BOJNIXN attack Russell.LUL What the hell, Jenny appeared!!! O.o Russell lay unconscious with deep bleeding scratches on his skin, and rips on his uniform.NO he isn't dead!!! Then BOJNIXN turned to Mikaela and dragged her into the forest, tearing out her entrails and everything else she had in that STICK THIN body...It became a bloody mess!!! >:DDDD

Russell woke up dazed...AND Jenny ran away!!!---BEING THE LAST ONE TO HAVE SEEN IT ALL!!!