Randall Douglas/Quotes

Friendly Terms

 * Hello, there!
 * Hey! How are you?
 * What's going on, kid?
 * How are things? Good, I hope.
 * Hey, hey.
 * Goooood morning/afternoon/evening!

Unfriendly Terms

 * Keeping out of trouble, right?
 * Are you keeping that nose clean?
 * Oh... hello.
 * Do you need something?
 * What do you want?
 * Yes?

Ambient Conversation / Wandering Around / Idle Chatter

 * What is that smell...?
 * Strawberries, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, red wine, cucumber-- cucumber?! ... Oh no. This is the wrong grocery list.
 * I hope no one can see those bruises... that would be hard to explain. (Chuckles)
 * (Whistles a jazzy tune)
 * (Hums a chipper tune)
 * (Wistful sigh)
 * … so I said to him, I’m not much of a ‘hands-on’ kinda guy. In fact, I’m not much of an ‘arms-on’ kinda guy either.
 * If that woman makes one more edit to this play, I am going key her car with my initials.
 * He's just so handsome and nice. I think I'll ask him later. Or... maybe tomorrow. Or next week... Ah, nevermind.
 * I wonder if I should start gelling my hair? Mmmm... nah. I'd have to start getting actual haircuts.
 * One day I'll move to Old Bullworth Vale. I'll get a real nice house with tall, wide windows, and a huge backyard. One day...
 * My begonias! I forgot to water my begonias! Oh, I hope they don't die...
 * There's a whoooole lotta ugly in this world... and a lot of it comes right out of Bullworth.

Idle (Alone) / Wandering

 * Lots of new students this year...
 * I wonder if Dr. Crabblesnitch finally got someone in to fix that leak in the break room.
 * Another year, another throng of teens who have no idea what deodorant is... I hope the AC was repaired.
 * I think I forgot today's lesson plan at home... Oh well. Looks like we're watching a movie, again.
 * I've already sent half of my students to Dr. Crabblesnitch to be reprimanded.
 * This is the year I put my foot down. No, Miss Peters, you can't tweak my school play - on account of your lack of taste... Oh god. I hope she didn't hear that.

Idle (In Conversation)

 * I hope you didn't get into any trouble this summer.
 * Are you excited for another year?
 * Yes, I'm gonna handout our first project of the year next week, and yes, it is a group project. Yeah... I'm sorry.
 * Well, look at you. Did you get a tan over the summer? I hope you wore sunscreen.
 * Oh, wow - you actually came back this year!
 * New haircut? It looks... good. No, seriously. You kept the receipt, right? It looks really good, though, real good!

With Other Faculty

 * So, how's kid's? Oh, that' right - how's the misses? I mean... the mister? Uh... how's your cat?
 * I see you're trying a new thing with your clothes. Did you find out about the second-hand store in Blue Skies or something?
 * I added a little somethin'-somethin' to my coffee this morning, and honestly? I'm still wasn't prepared for today.
 * Did you eat the last donut in the staff room? You know I brought those in, right? I didn't even get one.
 * I hope you printed off extra misconduct forms. I have a funny feeling we'll need them, this year.

Idle (Alone) / Wandering

 * I've been keeping tally of the fights I've broken up just this semester. If I had a dollar for each one...
 * I'll have to remember to bring in my lantanas before it gets any colder. I can't deal with another loss like last year's...
 * That kid has been nothing but trouble since he got here.
 * She had the audacity to add a musical number to my play. The audacity!
 * I think me and the Home Ec. teacher need have a little chat. Maybe over coffee. Or dinner.
 * Those little trust fund brats are up to something again, I can smell it.
 * That Smith boy must think he's the Devil's Advocate or something. I'll have to speak with him the next time he's in class...

Idle (In Conversation)

 * How's that project going? Almost finished, I hope.
 * It's OK to have performance anxiety on the stage. And you know what? It's the cocky students who get the bad marks. So have fun with it, and try not to worry!
 * You're not one of those students who've been getting into those underground fights, are you?
 * Keep your nose clean, OK? I've been hearing a lot of talk lately.
 * Just try not to interact with those Harrington House kids and you'll be fine. They're just lookin' for a rise out you kids.
 * (To Preppies) Don't let me catch you starting anything, or you'll be seeing Dr. Crabblesnitch in his office. Got it?
 * (To Preppies) You. Keep your nose clean. Got it?

With Other Faculty

 * The kids have been talking about something called 'The Hole.' What in God's name is it, and should we be... I don't know... stopping it?
 * Those rich little brats have been causing me all sorts of issues.
 * Keep an eye on that Smith boy. He's up to something.
 * What in the world is that Hopkins child up to? Every time something goes wrong, he's always in the middle of it.

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Carnival
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Surprised to Receive Help
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Helping
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Confused
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Congratulating
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Bumped Into
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Friendly Terms
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Saying Goodbye
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Faculty
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Spotting a Weapon
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Chasing
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Escaped From
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Apprehending Student
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Calling for Help
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Pranked
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Disgusted
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Don't Hit
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Errand (Exclusive to Jimmy Hopkins)
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Fight Instigated
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Spit On
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Food Fight
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Taunting
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Hit in Groin
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Beaten/Knocked Out
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Crashing Bike
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Seeing Bike Trick
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Bike Stolen From
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Fire Alarm
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Laughing
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At Attire Choices
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At Someone's Expense
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Apprehending Student
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Puking
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Hit by Dead Rat
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Lead the Way
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What's That?
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Witnessing Vandalism
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