Beatrice Trudeau/Quotes

Wandering campus

 * Cut sleep to 4 point 5 hours per night, increase study time to 35 hours per week, eat lunch while walking, that's 30 minutes per meal...
 * Yes, I was a student at Bullworth, before becoming the reknowed brain surgeon that I am today.
 * I'll be a cardiovascular surgeon or a neurologist. I do not want to be a dermatologist, no way.
 * If I can't be a physician, I guess I could be a lawyer, but that would be totally embarassing.
 * Li is Lithium, Na is Sodium, K is Potassium, Rb is Rubidium, Cs is Caesium, Fr is Francium, these are alkali metals...

When conversing

 * It's not fair that only the pretty girls get special treatment. Why don't they ever give free ice cream to the girl who can recite the Periodic Tables?
 * I fear that I'll end up working in a bookstore when I'm 30 because all I have is a Masters degree from some liberal arts college!
 * I don't know why I cry when I think about med school. *sob* I know I'll get in.

Saying goodbye

 * It's time for me to play doctor with my dolls in the climate controlled room, so see ya.

When bullied

 * You're a... a nice person, right?
 * Please don't hurt my feelings when I have a big test coming up!
 * Why do I get the feeling that I might be in... danger?

Taunting

 * If you want to scare me, learn how to multiply double digits.
 * Can you spell, 'dumb'?
 * People who are lost, raise your hand.

Insulting appearance

 * Did you leave your head in the toilet again?
 * Even a nerd would not be seen in those!

Threatening

 * I can be a healer or a torturer!
 * You think you scare me? Only a little bit!!

Knocked out

 * I'm NOT a happy unit...*cries*
 * *Pained wail* *sob*
 * I can't die...! I have to go to med school...
 * Why..is the world against me?

Watching a fight

 * Aim for the most vulnerable spot, like the underarm, the neck, or the achilles tendon!
 * Make it painful. I won't tell anyone.

Come-ons

 * I've been thinking about human sexuality and would like to learn more, some day.
 * Your trousers are kind of flattering.

After making out

 * Thank you for being my partner for this... uh... project.
 * I hope it gets easier.
 * That was exactly as I expected.

Others on Beatrice

 * Troy: I heard that Beatrice is really a slut, and she pounds all the nerd-boys.
 * Mandy: I've got to go make Beatrice's life miserable, see you.
 * Bryce [when insulting someone]: Beatrice's boyfriend is feeling cool today.