User blog:Scarly/The Pepper-Smith Family: Baby Number Two: Chapter 1: Arguing Again...

Allyson

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Mummy and Daddy argue, a lot! Most other mummies and daddies don't, I've seen them. Auntie Anita and Uncle Norton don't argue, they seem to like each other. But, I'm used to it, they must love each other, like other mummies and daddies.

I sat on the sofa watching Blue Clues, it was my favourite show. "Behind you!!" I called to the TV, as I saw the clue behind Kevin. It was a baby bottle, this one was my favourite episode, it was when Mr Salt and Mrs Pepper had baby Paprika. All my friends watch the one with Steve as the host, but when Mummy and Daddy took me on a holiday to England, I saw this one in the hotel. They brought me a DVD of it, so I could watch it back home.

Daddy sat down on the sofa next to me, he was holding the newspaper. "Solved it yet?" he asked, glancing over at me.

"Yep!" I replied.

"That's my girl," he said, proudly.

I made myself smile. I had seen this lots of times.

"Oi, Asshole, come set the table," Mummy shouted from the kitchen.

"Yeah, Asshole! Go set the table!" I said to Daddy, with a playful grin.

"Oi!" he yelled at me, angrily. He stood in the door way, and shouted to Mummy. "Do you have to call me Asshole around Ally?"

"Yes! It's best she learns now, that her father is a asshole," Mummy shouted back.

I jumped on the sofa, singing along to the ending song, waving at Kevin, before the program finished. Daddy walked out of the living room, to talk to Mummy. I climbed off the sofa, and followed him, because I like listening to their arguments. Mummy picked me up, and hugged me.

"My precious Ally," she said, before kissing me on each cheek.

For breakfast, we had pancakes, with blueberries, and syrup. It was delicious! After breakfast, I walked back into the living room, to watch more Blues Clues. After a while, I heard Mummy shout something, it sounded like "I'm going to kill you, you frickin' loser!" Her and Daddy must be arguing again.

Author's Notes

I will finish this soon, I'm just a little busy right now. I skim proof read it, so there may be typos and stuff I missed.