Fatty Johnson/Quotes

When walking around talking to himself

 * My butt iches!
 * Snots' not supposed to be blue, Right?
 * The cheese in the hotdog. Amazing!
 * I hunger for fishsticks.
 * Never doing aerobics again. Never.
 * Why is my underware all squishy?

Conversing

 * My mom told me husky is handsome.
 * I heard Lola made out with two boys. Yeah!
 * Ever get one million points in Grottos and Gremlins?
 * I've gone from an obese to a husky.
 * You ever play Grottos and Gremlins?
 * Why can't they have an expree lane ant the cafeteria?
 * I wish these pants were one size bigger.
 * Why can't they have fudgesicles every Friday?
 * They always make me the dwarf. I'm a barbarian dang it.
 * You ever see a girl, y...you know?j

Insulting
When knocked out
 * Alien Scum!
 * Shove It!
 * Barf knocker!
 * PeeBrain!
 * Mommyyy
 * Oh please don't puke, please don't puke, please don't poke.
 * With my last breath, I stab at thee, groans.
 * AHH My Gallbladder.
 * Oh I feel something coming up, Oh.
 * The warrior has fallen.

While fighting

 * Stop moving around!
 * Hey fight Fair.
 * HEEYAAA
 * I shall maim thee!

When coming to the aid of other Nerds

 * You uh got a handle on the situation.