Trent Northwick/Quotes

Wandering around

 * Last time I drink cough syrup, ugh!
 * I smell free food.
 * Like I want a stinkin' friendship bracelet, jeez!
 * She's got the hots for me, I know it
 * Am I handsome? Yes, yes I am.
 * Total utter gross-out.

Conversing

 * Lola and Mandy are fighting over me again.
 * Forget stage. This face is pure cinema, you get me?
 * Come by the library later, we'll smash some Nerd's glasses or something!
 * Ms. Philips keeps a photo of me in her desk I swear.
 * Hear that? It's the world's smallest violin, playing just for you.
 * How can one girl be so mean?
 * I heard Mandy Knows all about third base.
 * You ever see me in that commercial?
 * I touched Lola's bra, believe it.

Hit with a stink bomb

 * That stink like your mom!
 * Who cut the ceez?

Shoving taunts

 * Haha, what a lightweight!
 * No escape from the Trent man!

Taunting

 * Bite me, dillweed.
 * IDIOT!
 * Lame oid!
 * Your move, dillweed

Attacking

 * Guess you're not addicted to breathing, huh?
 * You're gonna wish you had a bodyguard!
 * Let a real man show you the ropes!
 * Somebody wants to be handicapped!

Out of breath

 * Come on Trent man. Pull it together.

Winning a fight

 * LADIES, one at a time!
 * They call me the closer, they call me the CLOSER!

Losing a fight

 * (Angry voice) Next time I'm gonna...
 * (Angry voice) You ain't nothin'...
 * Is that all you got? *Cough* *Cough*
 * Russell's gonna hear about this...
 * Groan*

Watching a fight

 * Stuff that dorkwad's head up his butt!
 * Finally, some good old teenage bloodshed!

Being Humiliated

 * Don't let the girls see me like this!
 * Sniff* *Sniff* *Sniffle*

Hit with a dead rat

 * gag* That was a rat.

Come-ons

 * Wanna play shirts and skins?
 * I'm a star baby, and I like presents.

After being kissed

 * This is just like one of those romance movies!
 * I'm such a player.
 * I'm a totally awesome kisser, right?

Kneed in the groin

 * You stupid piece of.....Groan*

Hit with a bike

 * Somebody is going to die.
 * Anybody see that?
 * You wanna hit the Trent man, huh?

Taken down and spit on

 * I feel the need to kill!

Something gets vandalized

 * What are you doing?
 * Get off of that!