Pete Kowalski/Quotes

Wandering campus

 * I'll be a virgin until I die.
 * Why was my dad a librarian and not a bank robber?
 * This is the way they educate people? It's no wonder this country's such a dump
 * I'd better stop being a wimp...
 * Adolecence is like being tortured for 5 years.

If being bumped

 * Excuse me.
 * Ugh, careful!
 * Open your eyes, moron!

Agreeing not to fight

 * Yeah, whatever. You're inbred.

While fighting

 * Have you learned to read yet?
 * Everyone says your mom walks the streets.
 * Hit me and you'll still be a moron.
 * Jimmy's MY friend!

If Jimmy hit him with a weapon

 * Jimmy, please!
 * I thought we were friends...

Watching a fight

 * Man, I've gotta learn karate or something.

Chasing someone

 * C'mere!
 * You ain't so tough!

Out of breath

 * Oh man, I gotta get checked out for my asthma

Kneed in the groin

 * Now I'll never be a dad!
 * You son of a bitch! Get back here!

Knocked out

 * Argh! C-c'mon, stop!

Saying Goodbye

 * Jimmy, I gotta go.
 * Hey, Jim, I got some homework to do.
 * Jimmy, forgive me, but I gotta go.