Seth Kolbe/Quotes

When walking around campus

 * Anger management is overrated, when you can beat people.
 * No need for complexed reasons where a simple beating will do.
 * I can't wait for someone to break a rule, so I can beat them.
 * Maybe I should abuse my authority and pick on someone innocent.
 * I really need to beat someone soon!

When hostile to students

 * You're useless!

While patrolling during curfew

 * I hear the sounds of an evildoer!

When he cannot find a student during curfew

 * No one to beat? What a let down!

When chasing a student during curfew/after school hours

 * YOU!!! Get over here and take your beats!
 * Stop sneaking around, Get out!

When a snitch tattles on another student to him

 * An excellent reason to lay some beats on someone.

When chasing a student

 * Stop so I can beat you!
 * I will beat you for that!

When someone breaks Dress Code

 * Those clothes say, "Please beat me"!

When someone writes grafitti

 * I should beat you for defacing that wall!

Busting someone

 * I've been wanting to do that for a long time!
 * I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did!

Struck in the groin

 * Ow, unfair! arghh...

When hit by a student

 * That does it, I'm layin' the smackdown!
 * You have crossed that line!