User blog:TheToughGuy/BULLY: Funhouse Fun Parody

''It is after gym class and Jimmy Hopkins goes to the Library. Algie gave put a message in his locker back at the locker room that said to meet him there. Jimmy arrives at the Library and enters it. There, he sees Algie, Melvn and some other Nerds as well as Petey who's reading a book at one of the tables.''

PETEY: Hey Jimmy.

JIMMY: Hey Petey.

ALGIE: Hey Jimmy. Give me five, dude.

JIMMY: Okay.

''Jimmy then punches Algie in the nose. Algie falls to the floor with a bloody nose.''

ALGIE: YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!!

JIMMY: Thank you.

Melvin then helps Algie up to his feet.

MELVIN: Was that really necessary?

JIMMY: Why? You want a bloody nose too?

MELVIN: No.

JIMMY: Good.

ALGIE: Okay, Jimmy. This is your guest. You must go to the funhouse at the carnival that we have control over. Our friends there are in trouble. The Jocks are going to beat them up there.

JIMMY: Algie, this ain't Fable. Quit talking like that. It gets on many people nerves. Plus, all you Nerds need good beatings anyway. It helps you become men.

ALGIE: I'll give you a hundred dollars and there's a lot of sodas there with your name on them.

JIMMY: I'm in. :)

(UNFINISHED)