Mr. Luntz/Quotes

Chatter

 * Those little pesky snots are always causing trouble.
 * Mangy, filthy brats, always leaving a mess...
 * They should be kept in chains in the basement! Yeah, it would do them good...
 * Yes Dr. Crabblesnitch, of course Dr. Crabblesnitch, good thing you don't know what I'm up to Dr. Crabblesnitch...
 *  *giggling*  The look on his face was priceless, he was really hurt! hehe...
 * Oh I'll fix them up reeaall good. Oh yehes, re-eal good!

CONVERSING: continuing

 * Nhhm, yes.
 * Dhehhehheh, well, I see.

CONVERSING: general

 * Hehhehheh. I've been told it's okay to hit the children if there are no marks.
 * There was another fight between the Preps and Greasers. Heh heh.  Lots of tears and bruises.
 * A lot of younger kids are afraid of gym class. Heh. I think they're getting bullied.
 * There's a lot of, heh, bullying here. The kids are so mean spirited.
 * It's very easy to pit the children against each other here. They're so sensitive.
 * Those bruises were the result of a playground accident. I'm sure of it.

CONVERSING: Chapter specific

 * The new students seem particularly weak and vulnerable this year.
 * I've noticed Russell and his friends have a lot of bruises this year.
 * Heh heh. I heard that Derby and his friends are going to fight that Johnny Vincent and his little friends.
 * I've been told the football game will be great this year. Lots of broken bones!
 * Jimmy really brutalized everyone. That's why they're quiet now.
 * Everyone really hates Hopkins now. They'll probably kill him.

CONVERSING: Negative premise/statement

 * I could've been something better than this!
 * Sometimes I don't find I'm challenged enough in my janitorial duties.
 * The children... they really annoy me, the little brutes.
 * Sometimes I fear I'm not harsh enough with troublemakers.
 * Bullworth Academy would be better if we could WHIP the students!
 * The students are nothing but filthy beggars.
 * The rats have come back this year, I will need to exterminate them.
 * I don't think Dr. Crabblesnitch sees how USELESS the students are!

CONVERSING: Positive premise

 * I'm really conscientious in my job.
 * I hear a lot of things. ...No one pays attention to the janitor.
 * I like staying up late at night! ...All by myself.
 * I talk to Dr. Crabblesnitch all the time! He listens to me.

CONVERSING: Question

 * Have you ever beaten a student so he got bruises?
 * Have you ever watched the students fight?
 * Did you ever talk to Dr. Crabblesnitch about physical punishment?
 * Did you ever wonder what Edna looked like as a young woman?

FIGHTING

 * I will beat you blue and black!
 * You have no idea how much I enjoy this!
 * I will make you SQUEAL with pain!
 * I can REALLY MAKE YOU HURT!

FIGHTING: Beaten

 * Ohhhh everyone will pay for this.
 * There will be payback for this.
 * I'm very, very angry.
 * Ahhhh, my knees, ohhh....
 * Dr. Crabblesnitch will hear of this...
 * You will not get away with this...

FIGHTING: Initiating

 * Oh, I will enjoy this.
 * You have angered me, fool!
 * You'll wish this never happened!

FIGHTING: Hit in groin

 * That... was... underhanded...

FIGHTING: Spit on

 * I'llll pay you back for that!

FIGHTING: Watching

 * Make it REALLY hurt!
 * Make him feel it in the morning!
 * Bruise him! Bruise him good!

TAUNTING

 * You filthy vermin!
 * You nasty rat!
 * You ugly brute!
 * You foolish fool!
 * WEAKLING!
 * You sniveling brat!

TAUNTING: Aggressive

 * I should just BEAT YOU!
 * I can REALLY hurt you.
 * Are you asking for a beating?
 * I am, in fact, heh heh, allowed to BEAT the students!