User blog:Chewiki/The Vinny Vincent Chronicles:Chapter 1

Chapter I: Introduction
Okay, I've never done this before so, uh. . . . hi?

My name is Vinny Vincent. Well, my name's actually Jackson Vincent. But, if you call me Jackson or Jack, I will be forced to kick your scrawny little ass.

I was born in the shadow of my older brother, Johnny. Mister Cool Hair. Mister Tough Guy. Mister I'm-Gonna-Be-The-Best-Fricken-Mechanic-Ever. Whatever. But, even though he's a total jerk, he toughened me up and taught me everything I know about bikes and what-not.

I grew up helping Daddy and Johnny fix cars and bikes in the ol' garage. I recall making my first bike from spare parts when I was five. I drove it mean, hard and fast. Faster than Johnny, though he wouldn't admit it.

When I was about 11, Johnny was shipped off to some school called Bullworth Academy. I finally got a break from Mister Coolio. I vandalized people's yards, tagged the police station and stole quite a few things from the store.

I sort of started a gang with my friends, and people called us the Punks. We liked the naame and claimed territory in Bullworth, by the bike shop, of course.

But that all changed when I was sent to Bullworth Academy. My parents had had enough. They said that a responsible thirteen-year-old Johnny wouldn't have done what I did. Ha. Fortunate for me, the rest of the gang was able to get scholarships (imagine that).

When I arrived at Bullworth, I found out that Johnny was the head of his own gang, who called themselves Greasers. I almost laughed my head off. Johnny, cool? Johnny, in a gang? Johnny, a ''leader? He ''didn't think it was too funny.

This school is really screwed up. The gang and I have a plan to rule this crappy school. First target: the Greasers. I heard Johnny has a new girl, some Jenny chick. Poor Jenny.

Oh, by the way: if you see Johnny, kick his ass for me, will ya?