User blog:Kingofawosmeness777/Malcolm (in progress)

That new Jerk
The Preps and I were hanging out by the Harrington house today minding our own. Suddenly some poor, blue muscle shirt wearing jerk comes up and starts picking a fight with Gord. He said: "Bring it on rich scum." Then he starts beating up Bif and Gord. Parker and I didn't intervine, but I knew he made a huge mistake. He stole Derby's wallet and took off with some dirt poor kid Brian Davidson or somthing. Today Parker and I were gonna teach him a lesson. "So where does this dirt hang out Parker?" Parker said: "I don't know man, but I overheard Pedro and Sheldon talking about him." I nodded and said: "Lets go talk to them." Parker and I went to the Boys Dorm where Sheldon and Pedro were watching T.V. I said to them: "Hey, any of you guys seen some kid in a blue muscle shirt?" Sheldon said: "Oh, hi Malcolm. Your thinking of C-Money. He is over by the nurses office." I said: "Thanks." and Parker and I went over to the nurses office. Parker and I walked up the stairs and saw him talking to Brian outside the nurses office and we went over to them. Parker said: "You trash are gonna pay for this!" They laughed and C-Money said: "Better run before I kick your- AHHHUG!" I stopped C-Money in mid scentence and ran over and punched him in the jaw. He went down on the concrete like a rock. Brian tried to fight us and said: "I'm gonna kill you!" But Parker and I grabbed either of his arms and kicked him in the gut with our knees repedetly until he fell to the ground in pain. Parker went over to the knocked out C-Money and took back Derby's wallet. Then I yelled at them: "DON'T MESS WITH THE PREPS, EVER!" They just both groaned. We went back over to the Harrington House and gave Derby his wallet back. I said: "We beat them up