Peanut Romano/Quotes

Wandering Campus

 * 'Peanut'...hmph, Crummy Peanut...


 * Tall, tall. Everyone's so tall.
 * What does Lola see in Johnny that I don't?
 * What can I do next to please Johnny? I mean Lola. I mean...

Conversing

 * Did Nurse McRae ever give you a medicine that gave you a rash?


 * Ever try to sneak by Mrs. Peabody for smokes?
 * Everyone thinks bigger is better around here.

When bullied

 * Y-you're gonna be sorry when Johnny finds out!
 * sobbing* Johnny...! *sobs*

Watching a fight

 * Watch that Johnson!
 * Give it to him.

Attacking

 * Get ready to be pounded down like a nail!
 * You're going down! And I mean down !
 * I'm gonna take you down!


 * Let's see you pick on someone my size!

Joining a fight

 * Don't worry, I'm comin'!
 * Hang on!

While fighting

 * C'mon, hero. Walk tall, don't'cha?
 * Not so big now, are ya?

Chasing

 * Longer legs won't help you get away from me!


 * Oh, sure, pull the leg card.

Knocked Out

 * Argh, mommy... Johnny...
 * So-sorry...Johnny...
 * Okay, you win.
 * Uncle! Uncle!
 * I give! I give!
 * I-I did it for Johnny...

Hit by stink bomb

 * It's worst than the boys' locker in the basketball.


 * Ohh who would lose the jockstrap? Ohh.

Hit by thrown dead rat

 * Oh my god! A rat!

Bumped into

 * (when wearing Prep clothes) You want me to grease your brakes, rich boy?

Hit in the groin

 * Ohh! My Johnson! Ow...

When the fire alarm goes off

 * Johnny! A fire!

Others on Peanut

 * Tad: Last year that nerd Thad broke his yardstick over Peanut's head, and nothing happened! Can you believe that?


 * Bucky: Oh my gosh! I heard Peanut tried to get to first base with Mandy. That is so gross!


 * Thad: Last year I hit my yardstick over Peanut's head and it just broke in half.


 * Chad: You know how Larry got the name Peanut? Yeah, that's how!