Algernon Papadopoulos/Quotes

Wandering campus

 * Pathetic loser? I'm not a pathetic loser, Mom says I'm not.
 * My mom calls me "Prince Algie". She says I'm really special, like a 'prince', you know.
 * Ooh, I really need to go, but what if there's someone in there? Oh, I'll wait.
 * I always wondered what it will be like to be big and tough, and really stupid.
 * Hey Jimmy, did you ever play Grottos and Gremlins? It's really keen! You can be like, a totally cool hero who kicks ass, and stuff.
 * How did I get mayonnaise on my pants? I never even eat that stuff!
 * You know Lola? She's really hot and actually talked to me the other day! I think maybe she wants to be my girlfriend or something. Haha...

When conversing

 * I always get picked on! Always, always, always!
 * You ever have to hide from the Jocks all day?
 * What I hate most about this school is that my mom can't read me my bedtime stories!
 * My Mom says lots of kids pee in their bed, and it's totally normal.
 * Next semester, I'm going to cowboy-up, for sure!
 * Ted called me 'his little buddy'. I think we may be friends!

When joining a fight

 * You're just a bully!

When watching a fight

 * Oh I love it when someone beats up someone who isn't me!

When he is physically bullied

 * Why does it always have to be me?!
 * I'm going to tell my mommy!

When he is insulted

 * Please don't hit me, I got glasses!
 * I think I'm getting emotionally scarred...please let me go!
 * Please don't hurt me, my mom will be upset!

When insulting students

 * SMELLYHEAD!
 * Loser pants!
 * Stinky breath!
 * YOU'RE SUCH A NUM-NUM!
 * POOPYPANTS!
 * MAYO-STAIN

When attacking

 * THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT!
 * OoooOOHH I'M SO ANGRY!
 * Ooh, Ooh, you're really gonna get it now!

While fighting

 * Mom says I have a real temper! You'll see!
 * I'll get you! MAYO-STAIN!

When beaten up

 * I want my mommy..!
 * Why does this always happen to me?
 * I think I broke something!...everything...
 * You're just a big bully...
 * Mommy! Where are you...?
 * I wanna go home...

After a swirlie

 * THAT...WAS...MEAN! *cries*
 * As if I wasn't scared enough of toilets already!
 * You've scarred me for life, you know that? *Sobs*

Hit with a bike

 * I think I twisted something.
 * Why does this always happen to me?
 * OWW OWWW OW OWWWW

When kneed in the groin

 * OOOOH! Critical hit!

Something gets vandalized

 * Why did you have to do that?
 * Why would you be so mean?

Others on Algernon

 * Donald: I heard Algernon is helping Lola out with her homework, lucky bastard.