Peanut Romano/Quotes

Wandering Campus

 * Hmph. 'Peanut'. Crummy Peanut...


 * Everyone thinks bigger is better around here...

Conversing

 * Did Nurse McRae ever give you a medicine that gave you a rash?


 * Ever try to sneak by Mrs. Peabody for smokes?

When bullied

 * Y-you're gonna be sorry when Johnny finds out!
 * sobbing* Johnny...! *sobs*

Watching a fight

 * Watch that Johnson!

Attacking
I'm gonna pound you down like a nail!


 * Let's see you pick on someone my size!

Joining a fight
Don't worry, I'm comin'!

While fighting
C'mon, hero. Walk tall, dont'cha?

Chasing
Longer legs won't help you get away from me!


 * Oh, sure, play the leg card.

Knocked Out
Argh, mommy... Johnny...

Hit by stink bomb
It's worst than the boys' locker in the basketball.


 * Ohh who would lose the jockstrap? Ohh.

Hit by thrown dead rat
Oh my god! A rat!

Bumped into
You want me to grease your brakes, rich boy?

Hit in the groin
Ohh! My Johnson!

When the fire alarm goes off
Johnny, a fire!

Others on Peanut
Tad: Last year that nerd Thad broke his yardstick over Peanut's head, and nothing happened! Can you believe that?


 * Bucky: Oh my gosh! I heard Peanut tried to get to first base with Mandy. That is so gross!


 * Thad: Last year I hit my yardstick over Peanut's head and it just broke in half.


 * Chad: You know how Larry got the name Peanut? Yeah, that's how!