Constantinos Brakus/Quotes

Walking Around

 * Apparently positive thinkers outlive pessimists. Great. So I'm going to die young AND miserable.
 * That window's been broken six times already. Figures in a dump like this.
 * If the sky fell on my head I don't think I'd feel any worse than I do right now!
 * This school is rotten to the core!

Conversing

 * I'm not a pessimist. I'm just in a bad mood.  Permanently.
 * Yeah the Greasers wanted me to join them because of my hand to hand skills, but I'm not interested!
 * Yeah I went to the girls dorm last night, they totally tired me out.

Taunting

 * Honestly, don't mess with me.

Watching Fights

 * Kick 'im in the nuts!
 * You both suck at fighting.

Addressing Jimmy

 * Please don't hurt me, I'll write about you in the school paper.

Hit by a stink bomb

 * I hate stink bombs!
 * That's not funny, it just smells.

Given a swirlie

 * Ohh you could have flushed it first!
 * I think I have something in my ear.

Hit by bike

 * Oh great, now I've been run over... can my day get any worse?
 * No no that's fine, just go straight through me!

After being knocked out

 * I hate you!
 * I want to die...

While snitching to a Prefect

 * I know you won't believe me, but I just saw something that you should know about.