Chad Morris/Quotes

Cutscene dialogue
Look at this! A bunch of guys whose career aspirations are to work in stores.

While Conversing

 * I was just too big for the Glee Club, you know? Too many ideas.
 * I failed Biology and my dad won't pay for an A!
 * You know, these Nerds have zero sense of humor.
 * The hairspray from those Greasers are wrecking the ozone!

Insulting

 * Kiss my loafer, snot wipe!

Demanding protection money

 * It's basic economics, Jimmy. You supply my demand.

Requesting hiring money

 * I'm no socialist, I require goods or services before I help you.

Receiving hiring money

 * Thanks, but I have plenty of this at home though.

Compliments to Jimmy

 * I got a tie back at home that would look super with that shirt! (While wearing Aquaberry clothes)

When going to attack

 * You can only push a prep so far!
 * You ignorant pauper, get over here!

While Fighting

 * I'm unleashing prep power on your tuckus!
 * Don't move, I need to punch you!
 * Hit me hard and my daddy sues!

When Physically Bullied

 * My sterling reputation!

Coming to aid

 * Hey! You need some help?

Chasing

 * Who's afraid of big bad Chad? You are!

When kicked in the groin

 * Agh! My family jewels!  My lineage destroyed!

Hit by Thrown Dead Rat

 * Help! I've been contaminated!

Knocked Out

 * Call my daddy! Call my lawyer!