Russell Northrop/Quotes

Conversing:

 * I wish my parents would un-divorce.
 * I made him eat his chemistry project.
 * Shoe laces confuse Russell.
 * No one sell size 17 shoe.
 * I saw Johnny Vincent walk out of nudie club.

Walking Around:

 * Ha Ha! Atomic wedgie made him bleed.
 * What girl love Russell?
 * That meat-ball hero no match for my stomach!
 * Russell smashed him good!
 * Under Russell's thick skin, big heart of warrior poet!
 * Russell be barbarian king a thousand years ago!

Insulting:

 * Stupid, stupid-face!
 * Dork snot!
 * You like to eat fist?!
 * Butt face!
 * Insect!

Shoving:

 * Russell SMASH stupid-face!

Physical Bullying:

 * Say "Russell Rules!" SAY IT!
 * Words stupid! Pulverizing GOOD!

Chasing someone:

 * Slow down so Russell can SMASH YOU!!!

While Fighting:

 * RUSSELL SMASH!!!

Attacking:

 * CRUSH, KILL, DESTROY!!!
 * SMASH YOU! SMASH YOU!!!

Hit by friendly fire:

 * HEY! Don't push Russell's buttons!
 * Do you want Old Russell to come back?

Being bullied:

 * Russell need to shed single tear!
 * Russell feel so used!

Kicked in the groin:

 * OHhh, Russell's SECRET PLACE!

Knocked out:

 * Ohhhhhhh....
 * Ohh...Russell...go to heaven now?
 * Groan* Russell nautious...
 * Defeat...taste bitter...
 * Russell no feel so good...
 * Why...world...hate Russell? WHYYY?!
 * Why...world...hate Russell? WHYYY?!

Winning a fight:

 * HERE COME RUSSELL!!!
 * RUSSELL RULES!!!