User blog:SodaCat/IF I WERE A BARBIE LIKE DERBY

You are all about to get a preview of what my deviant"art" gallery is full of.

Please, don't kill me ^^

'''Also, I ask that nobody take this idea from me. Seriously, don't. It was my idea and since it shall be posted on deviantart, it's my copyright.'''

So there.

Well, I was thinking... if I were Derby and was a barbie like he is and ruled the prep (all you prep fans beware...)

...

Here's what I would do!
 * 1) Change the prep uniform to tomato costumes! Well, for Bif at least. Oh that red head!
 * 2) Ask Parker if he's ever worked at Mr. Meaty.
 * 3) MAKE TAD SIT IN THE CORNER.
 * 4) Make Gord my slAaaaAAAAavvVVvvvvEEEEeee!
 * 5) Turn Chad into a cowboy.
 * 6) Make Pinky change her name to Orangey.
 * 7) Bribe Crabblesnitch to build me an indoor coffee swimming pool! (now you know why i'm so hyper.)
 * 8) Turn every dollar in Harrington House into nickels. Nickels are so cool and shiny...
 * 9) Sell Bryce.
 * 10) Buy Bryce back.
 * 11) Tell Bryce he is unloved.
 * 12) Tell Bryce he is the best prep ever.
 * 13) Tell Tad he's uglier than Bryce.
 * 14) Tell Bryce that I didn't mean he was ugly.
 * 15) Tell Tad he's secretly adopted, and his biological mother is Ariel from The Little Mermaid.
 * 16) Make Justin think he's part mouse.
 * 17) Convince Bif he's an alien.
 * 18) Tell Pinky she's been demoted to a servant.
 * 19) Watch Pinky's emotional breakdown.
 * 20) Become a male model, with male makeup. (Since this is if I were Derby the douchie<3)
 * 21) Put on a play of Romeo and Juliet.
 * 22) Make the play last 6 days.
 * 23) And a half.