User blog comment:MichaelDiaz101/Michael's question of the Day 4/@comment-1824274-20110905035352/@comment-2173402-20110909003640

MMA scares me. So many ripped guys. And I look in the mirror and think... "I'd need a spork to take one of 'em. No... TWO sporks."

(And just so you know sporks cause much damage. Scientifically proven.)