Seth Kolbe/Quotes

When walking around campus

 * Anger management is overrated, when you can beat people.
 * No need for complexed reasons where a simple beating will do.
 * I can't wait for someone to break a rule, so I can beat them.
 * Maybe I should abuse my authority and pick on someone innocent.
 * I don't ever want to graduate and give up being a Prefect!
 * I really need to beat someone soon!

When hostile to students

 * You're useless!
 * Be quiet!
 * Shut your mouth!
 * You suck so much you should get beat!
 * You want a beating?!
 * Evil-Doer!
 * Don't disrespect a prefect!
 * You have it coming!
 * Just keep your nose clean.
 * You're a maggot!
 * EVIL-DOER!!

While patrolling during curfew

 * Did I hear the sounds of an Evil-Doer?
 * Did I hear someone here?
 * Gotta be someone to beat!

When he cannot find a student during curfew

 * No one to beat? What a let down!
 * Maybe it was nothing.
 * I was hoping for someone to beat.

When chasing a student during curfew/after school hours

 * YOU!!! Come over here and take your beats!
 * Stop sneaking around, Get out!
 * What are you doing here!?
 * Students are not allowed here!
 * Are you looking for a trashing?!
 * I'm laying beats on you!
 * I should beat you!
 * You looking for a beating?!
 * What do you think here doing here?!
 * You are escaped your beating, Evil Doer!
 * You can run but I still beat you!

When a snitch tattles on another student to him

 * An excellent reason to lay some beats on someone.
 * I'm glad you told me this.
 * I don't know what to do.

When chasing a student

 * Stop so I can beat you!
 * I will beat you for that!
 * Get back here! right now!
 * Do not be an Evil-Doer!
 * Stop that, or I'll beat you!
 * Are you looking to get punished?!
 * Stop that!

When someone breaks Dress Code

 * Those clothes say, "Please beat me!"
 * Why are you wearing those pants?!
 * Is that shirt some sort of a joke, Hopkins?
 * Your stupid hat makes me wanna beat you!
 * Hopkins, just take off the damn shoes!

When someone writes grafitti

 * I should beat you for defacing that wall!
 * Writing on the walls is against the rules!

Busting someone

 * I hope you enjoyed that as much as I did!
 * This morning, I woke up and said, "I'm gonna pummel Hopkins today!"
 * I've been waiting to do that for a long time!
 * That hurt you much more than it hurt me!
 * Hopkins, I really love trashing you!

Struck in the groin

 * AHHH !!! Unfair!!!! Aaahhh...

Wow, what does it make twos day but suppose it turn out. No, I can't do that Monday morning, people who's teacher you've a lesson. They're called it, the big days of along Mondays.

When hit by a student

 * That does it, I'm layin' the smackdown!
 * You have crossed that line!
 * I'll teach you a lesson!

When weapons fired

 * What is that in your hand?
 * You! What is that in your hand?
 * Weapons are for Prefects only!
 * Are you carrying a weapon?
 * Is that an illegal weapon?

When taunting jimmy during the detention

 * Maggot, You're gonna mow lawn at Bullworth.
 * You could do a little public service, it will do you good. Go mow the lawn.
 * Time to pay back the faculty for all their kindness.

Hit with a stink bomb

 * Ahhh... It stinks!
 * This really.. *cough* stinks!

Out of breath

 * He's....getting.... away...!

When Jimmy successfully hides from him

 * I'll beat you later Hopkins!
 * You're lucky I have someone more important to beat!

Something gets vandalized

 * I'M GONNA BREAK YOU!
 * I am so going to trash you for that.