Hal Esposito

Hal Esposito is a member of the Greasers clique. Hal is overweight, with brown slicked-back hair, and has a cigarette behind his right ear like Ricky. He wears a brown leather jacket, which is too small for him, over a dark blue vest and white shirt. He also wears light brown slacks with brown leather boots. In the winter, he simply adds brown gloves. He wears a dark blue shirt with brown shorts during gym class.

Hal isn't concerned about his weight, and uses it to his advantage during fights, threatening to sit on his opponents. Hal is physically attracted to women his own size; he has a crush on Edna the lunch lady, but also thinks Eunice is attractive. He enjoys eating, especially cheeseburgers, but he also speculates on how human would taste. Various lines of his dialogue suggest he is insecure about his weight, and even admits that he eats to "mask emotional pain" He claims to weigh 300 pounds, but this may be an exaggeration.