Dan Wilson/Quotes

Wandering campus

 * Playing football defines my life!
 * It's been almost three hours since I beat up a nerd! I think I'm getting withdrawal.
 * I'm a jock dude, I gotta waste the week!
 * This morning I picked my nose so hard, it bled.

Conversing

 * Did you ever beat on Earnest?
 * Sometimes, I just don't feel like playing football.
 * This morning, I beat up a whole bunch of geeks.
 * We must have the worst headmaster in the world! He's such a jerk!
 * Man, I wish my ears didn't stick out so much.
 * I heard Damon tried to make a move on Mandy behind Ted's back!

If Jimmy bumps into him wearing Aquaberry sweater

 * Hey man, go back to Harrington before you get totalled.

Bullying/threatening

 * How bout I thump you right now, huh?

Shoving

 * Get lost before I kick your ass!

When fighting

 * You couldn't hit a truck, you prick.
 * Call that a hit? You're pathetic!
 * How'd you like that, freak? How bout this one?

When knocked out

 * I can't take it.

When chasing someone

 * I'm gonna punch your face into the back of your head when I catch you!

If Jimmy hides from him

 * Hey God dammit, how am I supposed to kick you if you're not there?

When physically bullied

 * Aw, man, that doesn't happen to me anymore.

Kicked in Groin

 * Aaaawww, ow ow, ow my nuts!

Other students quotes about Dan

 * Cornelius: Now that Thad's older brother Dan is a jock, he's too cool to hang out with us anymore.