User blog:MichaelDiaz101/Diary of a Wimpy Rich Kid: Part 3

I was in the cafeteria waiting in line. I was so fucking hungry you wouldn't even believe it, after that kid punched me it knocked like everything out of me. Finally I was up and the lunch lady poured food on my plate, well if you could call it food. It kind of looked like something crawled onto my plate and died. Jesus Christ, what the fuck is it?! As I was walking back to my table one kind gentleman thought it would be honey to hold his foot out as I passed by and I fell forward, my food splattering all over one individual.

"Oh, are you kiddin' me!?" He yelled. He jumped up and picked me up and threw me against a table. He was tall, had slicked back hair. He was a.... Greaser? He ragdolled me against another table and he grabbed my shirt collar and had his fist ready to fire. I'm fucking dead! I thought, at this point man tears were starting to pour down my face. I wasn't crying, they were fucking man tears, just saying.

I looked for something to defend my self with, just then I noticed the bowl of fruit on the table. I grabbed for the banana and thrusted it over his head. He let go of me for a second. "What the hell was that?!" He yelled at me.

"It's called a banana." I replied. Just then he charged for me again but this time that banana was of no effective defense against his attack as I found myself being pummeled once again. Just then a tall redhead wearing an Aquaberry sweater similar to mine jumped into the fray for me.

"Back off Johnny." He ordered. He had dukes up like he was ready to fuck someone up. My hero! I thought to myself. Just then more kids wearing Aquaberry sweaters stepped in to my defense. AVENGERS UNITE! I thought to myself. Then on Johnny's side there were more Greasers stepping up to his side. I had a feeling that the cafeteria was about to turn into one huge ass rumble. All because I accidentally dumped some food on someone.

This redhead kid and I think his name was Johnny or something, well they just kept staring at each other. The other members were as still as statues. Okay then, this is the most uneventful fight I have ever seen in my entire life. They're just standing there!

"Whatever, man. I'll see you later, kid." The Greaser leader said, he looked at me and I'm pretty sure I pissed myself at that exact moment. I was trying to hold back from falling on the floor and breaking into tears. Hopefully Angie wasn't watching. The Greasers walked away with their leader and then the Aquaberry sweater wearing group turned their attention to me.

"Nice, Johnny Vincent never even saw it coming." The tall redhead began to congratulate me for falling and spilling food on him. Looks like I already had friends, maybe I should spill some food on some more people I can be friends with everyone!

"Bif Taylor." He said, holding out his hand. "Jason Teague." I replied with my name. At this point I tried to show my best poker face but he was crushing my fucking hand. I still tried to give a meaningful handshake but ouch! Oh well, I was beyond happy because I've made some friends.

TO BE CONTINUED!