Christy Martin/Quotes

Wandering around

 * We need like snack break and tea break in school.
 * I'm so bored. I wish something would happen.
 * I feel trapped here. I belong with the famous people.
 * I wonder what everyone is talking about this week.
 * What if I start a rumor about me being a princess?
 * Life is so boring...

Greeting

 * Hiya!
 * Hi.
 * Hello.

Greeting Jimmy

 * Hi! I'm so glad to see you.
 * Hello you! In the flesh

Greeting authority

 * Hello ma'am!
 * Hello!

Greeting in bad terms

 * Oh! It's you. Hi.
 * Hello, loser.
 * Hi, but I don't know you.

Greeting when scared

 * Uh...hello.

Saying goodbye

 * There's a girl who got breast implants so I have to go gossip.
 * I have to go be bored somewhere else now.
 * I have to go brush my hair now, so bye.

Saying goodbye to other students

 * See ya.
 * Goodbye!
 * Bye-bye.

Butt pinched

 * Ouch!
 * That's not funny!

Requesting a gift

 * Can you give me something that will remind me of you?
 * Do you have something special for me?

When receiving a gift

 * (Gasp) I'm really touched!
 * This is so sweet!

When flirted with

 * I like being alone with you.
 * If you kiss once a day, you live longer.

After kissing

 * I can't wait to graduate so I can do that all the time!
 * I heard like ten people made out here.
 * Let's try not to tell anyone!

Giving a gift

 * Here dear!

When freaking out

 * Gross!
 * Yucky!
 * What's he doing there?!

When friendly

 * Well, why are you here?

Complimenting Jimmy's appearance

 * Hey! You look nice!
 * Where did you get that shirt? It's cute!
 * Cool shoes! They're comfortable?
 * I like those pants! They're hot!
 * That hat looks good on you!
 * Somebody was telling me about your haircut. It's nice!

Friendly

 * Ow! It's okay.
 * No worries.

Unfriendly

 * What are you doing?
 * Would you watch it?!
 * That hurt!
 * I hear you do this to everyone.
 * No wonder everyone says you're clumsy.
 * So it's true! You lack coordination!
 * Watch it, please!

Bumped into Jimmy after he's expelled

 * Please! Loser!

Hit with a dead rat

 * Eeeeeww! Just kill me! Gross!

Hit with a stink bomb

 * (coughing) This is so much worse than I heard.

Grossed out

 * That's sick! I'm gonna tell everybody!

Hit by a car/bike

 * I have friends who will help me!
 * This is so embarrassing!
 * I'm not worried, help is on the way.

Knocked off bike

 * Oh no!
 * What happened?!

Seeing successful bike trick

 * That's cool!
 * You know who else can do that?

Seeing failed bike trick

 * Oops!
 * Too bad!

Commenting freak show

 * I heard some freaks can look at one eye with the other! For real!

Commenting carnival rides

 * That was fun!
 * I wanna go again!

Joining food fight

 * Game on!

Hit by a sneak attack

 * What was that?!
 * Hey!

Hit by friendly fire

 * It's me! Stop!
 * Look! It's Christy!
 * Stop it, silly!

Payback

 * I hope you'll be humiliated before his friends!

Calling for help

 * Everybody help me out here!
 * I need help!

Starting a fight

 * I'm gonna give people something to gossip about!
 * No curriculum!

While fighting

 * Here's a present!
 * Take this and be quiet!
 * Just for you!
 * There!

Chasing someone

 * I'll scratch you face!
 * I'm gonna beat you and say you tried to violate me!

Out of breath

 * (panting) I really need to be in a summer vacation right now (panting)

Hidden from

 * This is why people say you're like a squirrel!
 * I'll make sure people know how lame you are!

Knocked out

 * I'm finished.... ah.
 * What will everyone say!
 * Wake me up when school is over!
 * Please don't tell anyone!

Spit on

 * That is GROSS!

Watching a fight

 * Show me something I can talk about!
 * Are you dancing?
 * Are you fighting or flirting?

Seeing a friend being attacked

 * Are you okay?
 * Oh no!

Grooming

 * I wonder if washing your face makes you wrinkle.
 * I'm so young and full of hope.

When the fire alarm goes off

 * I heard somebody was planning on setting off the alarm.

Laughing at friends

 * Ha ha ha ha you make me laugh!

Laughing at other people

 * That is ridiculous!

Jeering

 * Go go go!
 * I want entertainment!
 * Prove everyone wrong!
 * Go for the jugular!

Seeing someone tagging a wall

 * That's so not cool! I'm gonna tell everyone!

Seeing something cool

 * Wow!
 * Neat!

Seeing something lame

 * It's kind of lame!
 * It's okay...I guess.

Reacting to weapon fired

 * There it goes!
 * Dodge, people, dodge!

Reacting to vandalism

 * Stop!
 * You devil! What are you doing?!

Snitching

 * I really shouldn't be telling you about this incident, but I will.
 * I'm not naming names but there's a person who has done a lot of very bad things.

Puking

 * I can't hold it!
 * (Belching noise)

Flustered

 * Everyone says you're a peace-loving person.
 * I can see why people say you're a true diplomat.

Indignant

 * Ah, what was that for?!
 * I'm gonna tell everyone what you did!
 * You're going to be laughed at everywhere!

Complaining

 * I'm so bored I want to strangle myself with a tie!
 * I'm so sick of this school, I can set it on fire!

Insulting

 * You can lick my shoe sole!
 * You're lame.
 * Wimp!
 * Show me your loser face!
 * I can whip you with my ribbon!
 * I can strangle you with a tie!
 * You're not even worth talking about.
 * (Shoving) Gotcha!
 * (Shoving) Uh-huh!

Insulting the new kid

 * Is it true that you occasionally suck your thumb?

Insulting Jimmy's appearance

 * Mister number one on the worst-dressed list.
 * Did you hear about this really ugly hat that's missing?
 * Sorry about that accident at the barber.
 * Does the shirt smell worst than it looks?
 * Are those pants part of the clown suit?
 * Those shoes are like giants bugs!
 * Can you cover your face, so I can just look at the cool clothes?
 * How you like your eggs? On your face?
 * I heard you have a really ugly tattoo. Wow!

Insulting Jimmy when expelled

 * Nobody even wants to talk about you now!

Intimidated

 * Don't be mean, I just want to graduate!
 * I'm just a regular kid! Don't pick on me!

Ignoring insult

 * You mean nothing to me.
 * Thanks, I like your work too.
 * Your words have no effect.
 * I'm so upset I'm getting sleepy.

Comebacks after being insulted

 * Calm down! Nobody likes you!
 * Easy now! Don't make me talk about your mom!
 * Wanna run to the bathroom before you get too excited?!
 * How's that bed-wetting problem?
 * At least I'm not a whining boy!
 * You're going down!

Crying

 * I wanna get away from this place (sobbing)

Scared

 * (Sobbing) I can't believe it!
 * This is just...too much! (sobs)

Before being given a swirlie

 * Wait! I'll tell you anything you wanna know!
 * Wait!

After being given a swirlie

 * I hate my life! I wanna move!

When shoved into a locker/being given a wedgie, etc

 * People warned me about you!
 * Everyone will know your most embarrassing secrets!

Leading the way

 * After me!
 * Stay with me!

When Jimmy doesn't follow her

 * No! Not that way!
 * Hello?! Wrong way!

Whining

 * it's boring everyday and then you die!

What is that?

 * Mmmm

When the TV is turned off

 * (Gasp) Hey!

Initiating conversation

 * So, you know what else?
 * Anywho

Rumors

 * Oh my god! Did you see Mandy making herself sick in the toilet again?
 * I swear she got a nose job and she's like only 12. It's totally not cool.
 * Ms. Phillips hits on male students.
 * Did you hear there's flesh blood on the floor of the hole?
 * I hear everyone is betting on the Jocks this year.
 * School elections are always rigged with money changing hands.

Chapter 1

 * Somebody said Gary is actually a lot older.

Chapter 2

 * The Preps say they have a secret plan to beat the Greasers.

Chapter 3

 * Lola's made out at all the spots with new graffiti.

Chapter 4

 * Rumor has it there'll be more pictures of Mandy coming.

Chapter 5

 * I heard the Preps are taking a trip abroad when school is out.

Chapter 6

 * Did you hear? Mr. Burton is in therapy after that incident.

Conversing at the Girls' Dorm/bathroom

 * I hear almost all the Prep boys are carrying protection.

Reacting to rumor

 * That's what I heard too!
 * That's not the latest.
 * Yeah, but it's a secret.
 * That is unbelievable

Whining

 * I can't stand it here! What if a never leave Bullworth?!
 * One time I spread a rumor about a girl and she ran away!
 * I'm so bored, sometimes I feel like I'm boring!
 * I have to tell people what I know. I'm a communicator.

Reacting to whining

 * Everyone knows that already.
 * It's okay. That's like old news.
 * Nobody cares, we're too busy.
 * That's great, no, really.

Statements

 * It's terrible that our privacy is invaded often.
 * I don't understand why people are so serious, it's just school!
 * I think summer break should be like five months long.
 * Why do we have to do homework?
 * I don't like having Mr. Burton as a Gym teacher. He's such a creep!

Conversing with ally

 * I keep my mouth shut when I have nothing to say.
 * I never tell a lie unless it's a white lie.
 * I going to move to a big city with big rumors.
 * I never forget a rumor once I hear it.
 * I like everyone, I like to hear everyone's stories.

Responses

 * That is amazing!
 * People say that's a good thing.
 * Someone else was saying that about you.

Questions

 * Have you ever been to a school in a big city?
 * Have you ever spread a rumor that wasn't true?
 * Have you seen a celebrity of close?
 * Did you ever start a rumor about yourself?
 * Did you ever get your haircut in a real salon?

Replying questions

 * No, n-no, no.
 * Sure! Totally!
 * I don't think so.
 * Yeah I think.

Chapter I

 * Hey, check it out... a new boy.
 * Sure, it's right outside between the Boys' Dorm and Harrington House.
 * It's right outside, dumbass. Can't miss it.

Chapter II

 * I can't believe lunch is late again. How immature!
 * Hey, Angie! Check this out!
 * This is the picture I'm putting into the Yearbook. Does it make me look fat?
 * Yeah, you're right, I'm being silly.
 * Okay.
 * This is so exciting!

Chapter IV

 * Where did they go? It's like there's a thief in the laundry room or something.
 * This is so annoying.
 * Sure thing, you big bull, but you gotta keep the costume on.
 * Let's see your moves!
 * C'mon, Mascot! Do your thing!
 * Not bad for a guy in a furry animal outfit.
 * Ha ha, I keep forgetting how dorky that is.
 * Yay! School spirit!
 * Hey, would you look at how much our Mascot sucks?
 * Guys! Our Mascot's trying to embarrass us...

Chapter V

 * Liar!
 * You're ugly and nasty!

Requesting help

 * Can you help me please? Just like for a second?

Receiving help

 * Rumor has it... this is the deal.

Errands

 * Hey Jimmy, I need to get back to the Girls' Dorm. Would you please walk me home?
 * I need to go back to the motel, but I don't want to go alone. Would you please walk me there?
 * Jimmy? Won't you walk with me a while?
 * I have to get to the store, but I'm bored. Won't you walk me there?
 * Would you be a dear and walk me to the store? That'd be just super.
 * I totally have to go somewhere but, I don't want to go alone. Would you please walk with me?