Kirby Olsen

''This is only a brief summary. For more information visit the Kirby Olsen page at Bully Wiki.'' Kirby Olsen is a member of the Jocks. He is rather short and has brown hair and brown eyes. During the winter, Kirby wears a letterman jacket over his blue Bullworth T-Shirt. On the football team, Kirby is the wide reciver and will often speak and brag of this. He is #11. Kirby is bisexual but will always make comments on how he focuses on girls--particularly the cheerleader's-- feet. Kirby's dialouge usually includes 'poundcake'. During chapter 2 Kirby is seen on a movie date with Trent.

While wandering around campus

 * Why am I always looking at the cheerleader's shoes?
 * Miss Phillips sure has nice feet.
 * Maybe I can get Mandy alone later!

Conversing

 * I'm the youngest student to earn a Varsity Letter in Bullworth history.
 * I hope Burton doesn't make me play wide receiver again this year.

When kicked in the groin

 * Ahrgh! Thank you sir, may I have some more?

When attacking

 * It's poundcake time!
 * One lump or two?!

When fighting

 * C'mere and eat your poundcake!
 * Here comes your poundcake!

When taunting

 * I got a new recipe for poundcake!
 * Run when Kirby looks at you!

Physical Bullying

 * You are my toy, you hear me?!
 * Hind sight, this is only the begining!

After being threatened

 * But I don't like poundcake!

After receiving physical bullying

 * But I was number two on the team!

When helping in a fight

 * Hang on, here come the big guns!

After winning a fight

 * K-I-R-B-Y!

Come-Ons

 * Hey...if you step real close you can smell my cologne.

After being kissed by Jimmy

 * This never happened...Ok?
 * You better not tell anyone about this.