Board Thread:Private Roleplays/@comment-4059927-20170813062856/@comment-5385060-20170828221636

"Well, I was walking alone, and my phone wouldn't stop ringing," Jo explained. "So I came in this alley to hammer a nail through it to shut it up. Then those jockstraps came in. Casey says, "I hear you know who Kyla's seeing." I said, "I dunno what you're talking about." Suddenly he gets brave, and says, "You tell me, or I'll put you in the hospital." So I shouted "Fight me then, you pusses." Hey..." She looked to Kyla, pointing at her attire. "Are they my clothes? And makeup?" Kyla nodded. "Well, considering what you helped yourself to of mine, this made us even. Or I could just destroy you."

"We're even." She thought for a second. "Oh yeah, so I got this 2x4 off the ground. Kirby runs out of here, and probably had something else running down the back of his legs. Luis is hiding near the wall playing with his balls or something. I got the plank, and hit Casey like this..." She demonstrated just how she hit Casey. "Then Luis seemed to remember he had actual balls, and they're not made of nerf or something, and tackled me. So I tried to scratch him. Then you guys turned up."

"Put a nail through your phone?" Milo commented. "You didn't actually do that, did you? It was me ringing you."

"Yep," said Jo, holding up her phone. It had a nail shaped hole straight through it. In fact, the nail was still there, just hammered so it curved down and the phone could be returned to her pocket safely.