Algernon Papadopoulos/Quotes

Wandering campus

 * Pathetic loser? I'm not a pathetic loser, Mom says I'm not.
 * My mom calls me Prince Algie! She says I'm really special, like a prince, you know!
 * Ooh, I really need to go, but what if there's someone in there? Oh, I'll wait.
 * I always wondered what it will be like to be big and tough, and really stupid you know!
 * Hey Jimmy, did you ever play Grottos and Gremlins? It's really keen!  You can be like, a totally cool hero who kicks ass, and stuff!
 * How did I get mayonnaise on my pants? I never even eat that stuff!
 * You know Lola? She's really hot and actually talked to me the other day! I think maybe she wants to be my girlfriend or something!

When conversing

 * I always get picked on! Always, always, always!
 * You ever have to hide from the Jocks all day?

When watching a fight

 * Oh I love it when someone beats up someone who isn't me!

When he is physically bullied

 * Why does it always have to be me?!
 * I'm going to tell my mommy!

When he is insulted

 * Please don't hit me, I got glasses!

When insulting students

 * SMELLYHEAD!

When attacking!

 * THAT'S IT, I'VE HAD IT!
 * OoooOOHH I'LL GET YOU... MAYO-STAIN!

While fighting

 * Mom says I have a real temper! You'll see!

When beaten up

 * I want my mommy..!
 * Why does this always happen to me?

After a swirlie

 * That was mean *cries*

When kneed in the groin

 * OOOOH! Critical hit!

Others on Algernon

 * Donald: I heard Algernon is helping Lola out with her homework, lucky bastard.