Wade Martin/Quotes

When conversing with other Bullies

 * I'm sick of being stupid! I need like, someone to cheat off!
 * I hear the Nerds have started a petition to have me expelled, yeah good LUCK!
 * Ever wondered what it'd be like to be a bird or a bug or somethin'?
 * You hear Dr. Crabblesnitch used to be in gymnastics? What a dork.
 * My dad says he'll buy me some condoms so I can do it with chicks y'know.
 * I heard we ain't getting any holidays this year.
 * Haven't you been making out with that nerd?
 * I don't get how greasers get chicks. What do they got that I ain't got? Girls are retarded.
 * I may not get the best grades, but like, I can intimidate anyone for homework and stuff.
 * There's so many jocks and dorks in this world. It's like they're just asking to get beat up.

When walking around talking to himself

 * I'm gonna beat every one of them Nerds. They deserve it for being smart.
 * Sure I'll ask her out one day, then we'll wind up being married and divorced, just like Ma and Pa.
 * Gotta spend the friggin' week with dad again, great, I love timing his chugging contests.
 * How can I get in her pants? Cologne, dad always wears cologne.
 * Mom's such a jerk. Whose parents makes them do homework? Lame.

Insulting

 * You....are the BIGGEST LOSER in the world!
 * Whatever Johnny McNOFRIENDS! Bite me!
 * YEAH!? Well you made my hit list, how do you like that?
 * I'm gonna knock your ass into last week. How do you like that?
 * Do you even realize how much you SUCK!?!?!

Angry when Insulted

 * SAY ONE MORE THING AND I WILL MASH YOUR FACE INTO THE CURB!

Shoving

 * Let's see you prove how tough you are.

Physical Bullying

 * Poor little guy, HAHA, NOT!

Before fighting

 * Guess what time it is? Yep! Time for a beatdown!

While fighting

 * YOU WANNA SEE ME LOSE IT?! HUH, DAD?! I mean, YOU'RE DEAD!!
 * I'll break every bone in your scrawny little body, chump!
 * When I'm done with you, your jaw is gonna be wired shut! And you'll be eating through a straw!
 * I'm gonna make you the laughing stock of the school!

Out of breath:

 * Can't... *exasperated gasp*

Hit with a stink bomb

 * HAHAHA! Stink bombs rock.
 * EWWWW man, I'm going to spray chunks. Nasty. HAHAHA

Humiliated

 * That sucked, man! Seriously, that was the worst!
 * I ain't gonna forget! I'll never forget! I'll get you back in front of the whole school!

Taken down and spit on:

 * I'm gonna make you eat my fist for that!

Knocked out

 * My dad's... gonna give me the strap... for losing.
 * Ugh, I can't get suspended again.
 * Oh God, my ribs.
 * (quietly)I'll get you, I'll make you pay.

Hit with a bike

 * Where'd you learn how to drive, MORON!
 * Hey, learn how to drive you piece of crap!
 * Just my frickin' luck, it's bullcrap!

Something gets vandalized

 * Don't mess with that! Don't lay another finger on it!
 * Get your friggin' hands off of that!

After humiliation

 * I ain’t gonna forget! I’m never forgettin’! I’ll get you back in front of the whole school!
 * That sucked, man! Seriously, that was the worst!

All Quotes

 * I'm gonna see if I can find him.
 * What are you doing.
 * It's like I was hit by something.
 * Someone's messing with us are?
 * What's his problem.
 * You know I don't like smart kids!
 * You shoulda paid us Bucky.